The Webernets 210 YNGWIE TRIES TO STOP THE INTERNET FROM CALLING HIM FAT December 12th, 2011 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein This is pretty crazy if it’s true, but I can’t […]
Br00tal-lists 510 ANALYSIS: ROLLING STONE NAMES 100 GREATEST GUITARISTS December 5th, 2011 at 2:30pm Anso DF We at MetalSucks have dealt with the paradoxes involved with […]
Metal in the Media 300 YNGWIE MALMSTEEN UNLEASHED THE F*CKING FURY ON JIMMY FALLON February 7th, 2011 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Last month Vince gave you the heads up that Mr. […]
Music Dorkery 420 METAL MAKES EVERYTHING BETTER January 24th, 2011 at 1:00pm MetalSucks Admit it: this picture makes you SO FUCKING HAPPY. Recently, […]
\m/ 140 WATCH THIS RIDICULOUS FOOTAGE OF YNGWIE AT THE NAMM SHOW January 19th, 2011 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein It’s kind of unbelievable to me that twenty some-odd years […]
Neilstein Soundscam 270 NEILSTEIN SOUNDSCAM: AFTER THE BURIAL ARE DREAMY, YNGWIE NEEDS A NEW FERRARI PLZ HALP December 1st, 2010 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein While most new releases have trailed off into Christmas Music […]
Music Dorkery 170 YNG-F*CKING-WIE MALMSTEEN! November 11th, 2010 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein A day after Cosmo Lee slammed The Faceless for not […]
Music Dorkery 220 YNGWIE MALMSTEEN WILL STILL SHRED YOUR FACE OFF AND MAKE YOU LAUGH October 14th, 2010 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein Yngwie Malmsteen is intrinsically funny yet undeniably awesome. For example, […]
Jumping Darkness Parade 1870 JUMPING DARKNESS PARADE: EYAL WANTS TO KNOW IF YOU CARE ABOUT GUITAR SOLOS March 12th, 2010 at 4:30pm MetalSucks How many of you actually listen to guitar solos? How […]
What the...?? 180 A PRODUCT SO USELESS YOU’D SWEAR GENE SIMMONS WAS BEHIND IT February 25th, 2010 at 4:15pm Vince Neilstein Gene Simmons is the lowest of the low when it […]
Devin Townsend Sucks 430 BLABBERMOUTH HAS CHANGED EVERYTHING November 17th, 2009 at 11:00am MetalSucks So Borivoj Krgin eh? [Krgin runs Blabbermouth.- Ed.] Here’s my […]
Cinemetal 30 MALMSTEEN MONDAY: A CLASSIC BALLAD April 20th, 2009 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein For this week’s edition of Malmsteen Monday we’ll dial it […]
Cinemetal 110 MALMSTEEN MONDAY – “ARPEGGIOS FROM HELL” April 13th, 2009 at 11:01am Vince Neilstein Watch this and try not to laugh, I dare you. […]
Music Dorkery 520 J.S. BACH = THE MOST METAL OF ALL COMPOSERS December 24th, 2008 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein Rather than the usual aural assault, this morning I decided […]
What the...?? 190 IT’S 2008. ONLY YNGWIE MALMSTEEN CAN GET AWAY WITH THIS SH*T. September 9th, 2008 at 9:00am Axl Rosenberg Here’s the cover art for Yngwie’s new album, Rising Force. […]
Cinemetal 210 RIDICULOUS YNGWIE VIDEO #23,462 August 8th, 2008 at 10:43am Vince Neilstein Just when you thought the bowels of YouTube had been […]
Contests 570 FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN CDs FROM GOATWHORE AND THE BLACK DAHLIA MURDER! June 5th, 2008 at 5:06pm Vince Neilstein Congratulations to MetalSucks commenter Jim, who won himself a copy […]
Cinemetal 360 MALMSTEEN MONDAY: YNGWIE’S “ARPEGGIOS FROM HELL” April 7th, 2008 at 10:57am Vince Neilstein “I call it ‘Arpeggios From Hell.’ And the reason for […]
Editorials 70 TIM “RIPPER” OWENS TO SING FOR YNGWIE MALMSTEEN! February 26th, 2008 at 4:58pm Vince Neilstein I hereby promise this will be the last of an […]
Cinemetal 100 MALMSTEEN MONDAY: YNGWIE SHREDS WITH THE NEW JAPAN PHILHARMONIC ORCHESTRA February 25th, 2008 at 1:35pm Vince Neilstein It’s a well-known truism that scores of past-their-prime guitar virtuosos […]
