Worst Week Ever 0 Will Smith on Ozzfest, The Darkness’ Justin Hawkins on Bon Jovi, and More of the Top Stories of the Week May 14th, 2022 at 8:41am Emperor Rhombus Truly the worst week ever.
Lolz 0 Will Smith: “Ozzfest is the Least African American Event Outside of that Broom-and-Big-Ass-Hockey Puck Thing at the Olympics” May 10th, 2022 at 1:34pm Emperor Rhombus Best description ever.
Worst Week Ever 0 Elvira Defends Rob Zombie’s Wife, Rollins Knows a Comeback Would Be a Cash Grab, and More Top Stories of the Week April 2nd, 2022 at 9:02am Emperor Rhombus Also includes Megadeth, Meshuggah, and oh yeah, the Oscars slap.
Tool Time 0 Watch: Maynard James Keenan Offers Self-Defense Lesson That “Could’ve Saved Chris Rock’s Life the Other Night” April 1st, 2022 at 12:18pm Phil Boozeman The lesson really should be for all of Hollywood.
Haterade 0 Testament’s Alex Skolnick Calls Out Will Smith’s “Ugly Meltdown” at The Oscars March 28th, 2022 at 12:58pm Emperor Rhombus “Just when it finally gets past #OscarsSoWhite, he turns it into #OscarsYoFight.” Woof.
Viral Vomit 0 Here’s The Will Smith/Chris Rock Oscars Slap Set to Wicked Wisdom March 28th, 2022 at 8:13am Emperor Rhombus Guess we’re watching the Oscars next year!
New Stuff 0 Willow Smith Released a Pop-Punk Song, Looks Metal as F*ck April 29th, 2021 at 2:28pm Vince Neilstein Blink-182’s Travis Barker plays drums on the track.
Viral Vomit 0 Mash-up: Metallica Meet Stevie Wonder for “Wishmaster” December 1st, 2020 at 2:27pm Axl Rosenberg Also includes Will Smith and “Macho Man” Randy Savage.
Viral Vomit 0 The Secret to Making Disturbed Palatable? Stevie Wonder March 12th, 2018 at 10:51am Axl Rosenberg Listen to a mash-up of “Land of Confusion” and “I Wish.”
Metal in the Media 0 There’s a Cannibal Corpse Song in the New Will Smith Film Bright December 27th, 2017 at 10:03am Vince Neilstein “That’s a love song in prison,” says Will Smith about “Hammer Smashed Face.”
Metal in the Media 0 According To Yahoo News, Will Smith Joined Suicide Silence August 17th, 2016 at 10:30am Emperor Rhombus GRRRRTTING JRRRRGGY WRRTH RRT.
Viral Vomit 100 JIMMY FALLON AND BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN JUMP ON THE WILLOW SMITH “WHIP MY HAIR” TRAIN November 22nd, 2010 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein Will Smith’s 9-year old daughter Willow Smith swept the metal […]
\m/ 730 WILL SMITH’S 9-YEAR OLD DAUGHTER IS A HEADBANGER October 20th, 2010 at 11:20am Vince Neilstein Some thoughts about the above video by Willow Smith, Will’s […]
Cinemetal 240 SHADOW GALLERY’S “GOLD DUST”: DORKIEST VIDEO EVER OF THE WEEK February 2nd, 2010 at 10:48am Axl Rosenberg Everything about “Gold Dust,” the new video by a band […]
Cinemetal 150 THE METAL PRINCE OF BEL-AIR October 24th, 2008 at 11:07am Vince Neilstein It’s no secret that Will Smith is a big fan […]
Editorials 200 WILL SMITH = METAL August 21st, 2008 at 10:24am Vince Neilstein Things that are metal about this photo: Pink t-shirt. “I […]
