Hair Metal Happy Hour 50 FAT LUSH TO FILL IN FOR GIANT COLOSTOMY BAG August 31st, 2010 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Remember a couple of weeks ago, when we told you […]
Cinemetal 60 SLASH’S “BACK TO CALI” VIDEO INVOKES GNR’S “PARADISE CITY” VIDEO August 12th, 2010 at 12:40pm Axl Rosenberg I think Motley Crue’s “Home Sweet Home” was actually the […]
Question of the Week 450 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: WHICH HAIR METAL BAND FROM THE ’80S BEST STANDS THE TEST OF TIME IN 2010? July 23rd, 2010 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Banner Designed by Cysquatch Welcome to “Question of the Week,” […]
Br00tal-lists 110 METALSUCKS AND BRING BACK GLAM! PRESENT THE TEN BEST MUST-HAVE GLAM METAL ALBUMS: THE FINAL COUNTDOWN July 23rd, 2010 at 3:00pm Anso DF One day mankind will go extinct and the remains of […]
Cinemetal 230 THE SAD ATTEMPTS OF HAIR METAL BANDS TO BE MODERN AND RELEVANT July 23rd, 2010 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg After grunge got so popular that MTV’s 120 Minutes and […]
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 120 JANI LANE CELEBRATES HAIR METAL WEEK ON METALSUCKS BY GOING TO PRISON July 20th, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Not Sam Kinison Well, gee, Jani Lane! We know you’re […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 50 NEW HAIR METAL FEST TO TAKE PLACE AT THE ZOO April 1st, 2010 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg So Rocklahoma, the once cock-rockalicious festival, may be a wash […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 150 OBVIOUS WARRANT PUN HERE March 3rd, 2010 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Man oh man, Jani Lane’s life just keeps getting better […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 80 DANGEROUS TOYS OF MY OWN January 25th, 2010 at 12:30pm Anso DF Whenever hair rock is ridiculed, discounted, and slighted by metal’s […]
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 370 GOT SIX BUCKS AND AN EVENING TO COMPLETELY WASTE? GO SEE CREED November 2nd, 2009 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Every now and then, something happens to make me feel […]
Cinemetal 100 DEVILDRIVER STEPPED IN SOMETHING October 30th, 2009 at 10:32am Axl Rosenberg Here’s the video for DevilDriver’s “Fate Stepped In,” from Pray […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 270 ROCKLAHOMA ’09: EPIC FAIL July 15th, 2009 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Our friend Allyson at Bring Back Glam has been reporting […]
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 70 LIFE POOPS ON JANI LANE June 22nd, 2009 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Last week, fat drunk fuck/on-again-off-again Warrant “vocalist” Jani Lane was […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 50 TUFF’S “DEAR JANI LANE” December 10th, 2008 at 10:20am Axl Rosenberg I have a feeling it’s gonna be a slow day […]
Cinemetal 300 WHITECHAPEL’S “POSSESSION” – LIKE WARRANT’S VIDEO FOR “HEAVEN,” ONLY NOT REALLY AT ALL November 20th, 2008 at 4:07pm Axl Rosenberg The latest Whitechapel video, “Possession,” was filmed in front of […]
Tour de Force 90 ANYONE WANT TO HOOK UP ME AND AXL WITH AC/DC TICKETS? October 15th, 2008 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein Last time I tried this I ended up with a […]
Editorials 30 ROCKLAHOMA STARTS TOMORROW; MIDDLE AMERICA REJOICES July 8th, 2008 at 3:28pm Vince Neilstein Rocklahoma, the three FIVE day hair metal festival in Pryor, […]
Cinemetal 70 “HEAVEN” IS JUST A PHONE CALL AWAY June 26th, 2008 at 12:29pm Axl Rosenberg I’ve only seen Warrant live once, during one of those […]
Admin 770 ABOUT THAT $70 VINTAGE WARRANT T-SHIRT May 19th, 2008 at 11:03am Vince Neilstein When I posted a plea to our reader two weeks […]
Editorials 690 SOMEONE PLEASE SPEND $67.46 ON THIS VINTAGE WARRANT T-SHIRT FOR ME. PRETTY PLEASE? May 8th, 2008 at 2:43pm Vince Neilstein In the eBay bad-assery department, we have this fine Warrant […]
