...And F*ck You Too 0 THINGS ARE ON THE UP AND UP FOR GEOFF TATE October 19th, 2012 at 3:20pm Axl Rosenberg Geoff Tate: Slightly less popular than the International Food Court.
Cinemetal 0 BECAUSE WHEN YOU THINK GOODFELLAS, YOU THINK WARRANT September 12th, 2012 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg “It’s like looking in a mirror!!!” I don’t mean to […]
Greatest Hits 0 ‘Til Death Do Us Part: Metal + Hard Rock Musicians’ Wedding Portraits June 21st, 2012 at 3:00pm MetalSucks LARS ULRICH & SKYLAR SATENSTEIN Fun fact: Skylar also dated […]
Br00tal-lists 250 TEN UNDERRATED HAIR METAL BANDS OF THE 80s AND 90s, AND THEIR BEST SONGS FOR STRIPPING September 22nd, 2011 at 3:00pm MetalSucks Two weeks I wrote about how Ratt’s “Dance” is an […]
This Sucks 410 R.I.P. JANI LANE August 12th, 2011 at 10:00am MetalSucks Jani Lane is dead. He was 47 years old. He […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 130 OLD CINDERELLA COMMERCIAL IS ALMOST AS FUNNY AS OLD WARRANT COMMERCIAL July 29th, 2011 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Our friend Bram Teitelman, a.k.a. “The Dude Who Runs Metal […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 340 SKID ROW: WHERE IS THE LOVE? TL;DR June 17th, 2011 at 4:00pm Anso DF Am I high or is it weird that in 2011 […]
Neilstein Soundscam 220 NEILSTEIN SOUNDSCAM: CAN’T FIGHT THE SEETHER May 25th, 2011 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein Seether are still around? Apparently they are, and apparently they […]
Cinemetal 140 WARRANT’S “LIFE’S A SONG” VIDEO ACTUALLY MAKES ME MISS FAT ALCOHOLIC JANI LANE May 4th, 2011 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg For all the shit we give hair metal bands we […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 50 OH I SEE WHAT WARRANT DID THERE April 11th, 2011 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg So apparently Warrant have a new album coming out (the […]
Cinemetal 300 COOL AS ICE: A CINEMETAL CLASSIC? March 14th, 2011 at 5:00pm MetalSucks There are a lot of metal and metal-related movies out […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 110 AT LEAST JANI LANE WON’T RUN OUT OF BOOZE MONEY ANYTIME SOON February 25th, 2011 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg In case you don’t know, ex-Warrant vocalist is a horrible, […]
The Webernets 340 WELL, NOW THEY DONE N’ DID IT: J. BENNETT DEFENDS CELTIC FROST’S COLD LAKE February 16th, 2011 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Even this little kid can’t believe this shit. Ever since […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 220 FRANK SINATRA MAKES MOST METAL MUSICIANS LOOK LIKE PUSSIES February 3rd, 2011 at 12:12am Axl Rosenberg So there are a lot of things that differentiate Frank […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 100 50% OF BULLETBOYS TO PERFORM 100% OF BULLETBOYS January 24th, 2011 at 10:45am Anso DF 0% OF BULLETBOYS TO PERFORM 100% OF BULLETBOYS” width=”500″ height=”501″ […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 110 REMEMBER WHEN WARRANT USED A 900 NUMBER TO TRY AND RECRUIT UNDERAGE GROUPIES? January 24th, 2011 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Major props to Metal Insider for unearthing this gem of a […]
Everyone's Replaceable 680 THE NEW DRUMMER FOR AVENGED SEVENFOLD IS, UH… WHO? January 20th, 2011 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Well, here’s an anticlimactic conclusion to a dramatic story. Avenged […]
Music Dorkery 600 FUN WITH MISHEARD SONG LYRICS October 5th, 2010 at 12:30pm MetalSucks At the Accept show I went to last week, I […]
Black Collar Workers 280 IN CASE THERE WAS ANY DOUBT, THESE PEOPLE MAKE MORE MONEY THAN YOU DO September 28th, 2010 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg The Smoking Gun has posted a list of the per-gig […]
