...And F*ck You Too 440 I HOPE VINCE NEIL GETS SHANKED IN PRISON February 22nd, 2011 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg THE FUCKING BALLS ON VINCE NEIL. Let’s review the man’s […]
Editorials 90 LEYLA FORD RAMBLES ABOUT WHY ROCKSTARS SHOULDN’T RAMBLE February 21st, 2011 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Andy McCoy, one of the founding members of Hanoi Rocks, […]
Metal Etiquette 200 HEAVY METAL BLUNDERS: VINCE GETS SLAMMER, ALICE BASSIST CHAINED, LARSUIT + MORE INSANITY/INANITY February 21st, 2011 at 10:00am Corey Mitchell Round Two of Heavy Metal Blunders brings us, who else? […]
Haterade 220 HEAVY METAL BLUNDERS: VINCE NEIL TRIES TO F*CK UNCLE SAM, ADEMA DUDE ARRESTED, & MEGADETH WOLF REPELLENT + MORE INSANITY/INANITY February 7th, 2011 at 12:00pm Corey Mitchell As you are probably well aware, our favorite punching bag, […]
...And F*ck You Too 150 VINCE NEIL SENT TO HIS ROOM WITHOUT DINNER FOR DUI January 19th, 2011 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg So remember this past summer, when Vince Neil — who […]
Book Reviews 600 VINCE NEIL HAD SEX WITH SQUIRRELS… WHAT THE…?!? January 18th, 2011 at 2:00pm Corey Mitchell Life’s kinda getting’ out of control. I think. I don’t […]
Editorials 310 F*CK, MARRY, KILL: HOT METAL D00DZ EDITION January 13th, 2011 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Yesterday, Sergeant D. posted a Metal Edition of the classic […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 170 VINCE NEIL IS DRIVING DRUNK AGAIN December 10th, 2010 at 11:20am Axl Rosenberg So MetalSucks Maniac Shane Gillis sent us a link to […]
Br00tal-lists 120 THE $LUDGE IS BACK! THE TOP 10 DRUNKEST (LIVING) ROCKSTARS OF ALL TIME November 24th, 2010 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein So I get this email with the above headline as […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 210 This Is the Most Embarrassing Thing Vince Neil Has Ever Done November 23rd, 2010 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg And that’s saying something. I didn’t realize that Skating with […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 210 MOTLEY CRUE AND POISON TOURING TOGETHER? WHATEVER DID WE DO TO BE SO LUCKY? November 15th, 2010 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg According to Metal Undergound, Bret Michaels announced during a Canadian […]
Cinemetal 90 FAT ALCOHOLIC FROM MOTLEY CRUE TO SKATE, FALL ON HIS ASS FOR YOUR AMUSEMENT November 3rd, 2010 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg And you thought Steven Tyler becoming a judge on American […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 100 VINCE NEIL GIVES THE FANS WHAT THEY WANT September 28th, 2010 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg I saw Vince Neil’s solo band live once… I think […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 80 I KINDA CO-WROTE VINCE NEIL’S AUTOBIOGRAPHY September 13th, 2010 at 4:00pm Anso DF In Hollywood, it’s important to be a good collaborator. By […]
...And F*ck You Too 120 SO MAYBE VINCE NEIL DIDN’T PUSH A LADY IN AN ELEVATOR September 10th, 2010 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg So now TMZ has spoken to a rep for the […]
...And F*ck You Too 300 THE VINCE NEIL ALL-CLASS TRAIN KEEPS ROLLIN’ ON: MOTLEY CRUE FRONTMAN ASSAULTS WOMAN FOR NOT RECOGNIZING HIM September 9th, 2010 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Whether he’s being too winded to sing the lyrics to […]
Music Dorkery 100 THE TRACK LIST FOR AXL’S UNREADABLE BAND LOGO HAIR METAL MIX August 18th, 2010 at 2:40pm Axl Rosenberg During Hair Metal Week here on MetalSucks, the prize for […]
Br00tal-lists 110 METALSUCKS AND BRING BACK GLAM! PRESENT THE TEN BEST MUST-HAVE GLAM METAL ALBUMS: THE FINAL COUNTDOWN July 23rd, 2010 at 3:00pm Anso DF One day mankind will go extinct and the remains of […]
Br00tal-lists 300 METALSUCKS & BRING BACK GLAM! PRESENT THE TEN BEST MUST-HAVE GLAM METAL ALBUMS: DAY TWO July 21st, 2010 at 3:00pm Anso DF We now rejoin Allyson B. Crawford (Bring Back Glam!) and […]
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 120 JANI LANE CELEBRATES HAIR METAL WEEK ON METALSUCKS BY GOING TO PRISON July 20th, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Not Sam Kinison Well, gee, Jani Lane! We know you’re […]
