Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 VINCE NEIL FALL DOWN GO BOOM April 16th, 2012 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg So Vince Neil, who is usually a picture of health […]
...And F*ck You Too 0 THIS COMMERCIAL FOR VINCE NEIL’S STRIP CLUB IS REAL April 2nd, 2012 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Vince Neil has opened a strip club in Las Vegas […]
Barbarous Book Club 70 READ THE FIRST EIGHTY PAGES OF DUFF MCKAGAN’S IT’S SO EASY FOR FREE September 12th, 2011 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Remember Motley Crue’s The Dirt? Of course you do, it’s […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 60 LITTLE GIRL LOOKS LIKE VINCE NEIL, SOUNDS BETTER August 31st, 2011 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Partway through the first song of the Motley Crue concert […]
Show Reviews 180 MY SUMMER VACATION: MÖTLEY CRÜE, POISON, & NEW YORK DOLLS July 18th, 2011 at 1:30pm Corey Mitchell I am old and married to a kindergarten teacher, therefore, […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 60 TRANSLATE-BOT 3K TO NIKKI SIXX: PUT A GODDAMN SHIRT ON May 10th, 2011 at 2:30pm Anso DF The challenge for tireless bullshitters like Nikki Sixx, Max Cavalera, […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 180 CORABI-ERA MÖTLEY CRÜE REHEARSAL FOOTAGE IS FUNNY, SAD, FASCINATING May 5th, 2011 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg I don’t know why, but I’ve had John Corabi on […]
Everyone's Replaceable 340 EVERYBODY LOVES SAMMY HAGAR May 2nd, 2011 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Here’s an interesting excerpt from a recent interview with Sammy […]
The Webernets 90 METAL INJECTION’S BLACK CARPET MATCHES THE DRAPES April 25th, 2011 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Because Vince and I are lazy asses, we did not […]
Show Reviews 340 THE 2011 REVOLVER GOLDEN GODS AWARDS WRAP-UP: THE LEAST YOU SHOULD KNOW April 22nd, 2011 at 12:40pm Vince Neilstein Avenged Sevenfold and Vinnie Paul, “Mouth For War” Matt Cerone […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 160 MÖTLEY CRÜE WANTS YOU TO PICK THEIR SET LIST. TIME TO CORABI-IZE THAT BITCH! April 18th, 2011 at 10:40am Corey Mitchell Long-time readers of MetalSucks are fully aware of my lifelong […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 40 SPRING ERECTIONS 2012: VOTE STEEL PANTHER April 5th, 2011 at 2:30pm Anso DF In Wisconsin, it’s in ink on everybody’s schedule to hit […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 110 VINCE NEIL IS A PUSSY March 31st, 2011 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Hey, remember how Vince Neil assaulted his ex in Vegas […]
...And F*ck You Too 220 OMG YOU GUYS I JUST THOUGHT OF THE BEST TRIO EVER March 24th, 2011 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg IF SOMEONE CAN MAKE THIS HAPPEN I WILL HAVE A […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 110 BRET MICHAELS > NIKKI SIXX March 14th, 2011 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg I know we give Bret Michaels a lot of shit […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 160 STEEL PANTHER WIN March 3rd, 2011 at 4:30pm Anso DF It’s kinda common knowledge that Steel Panther is the best […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 130 DON’T LOOK AT THESE MOTLEY CRUE/POISON TOUR DATES IF YOU HATE FUN March 2nd, 2011 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Fun fact: I put the Mötley Crüe/Poison/New York Dolls tour […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 250 THE MOTLEY CRUE/POISON TOUR IS A GO February 28th, 2011 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg So in November, Bret Michaels said that Poison and Motley […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 100 VINCE NEIL GOT OUT OF PRISON EARLY February 28th, 2011 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Vince Neil was sentenced to all of fifteen days after […]
Worst Week Ever 50 IN WHICH WE WEREN’T NOMINATED FOR A GOLDEN GOD AWARD February 25th, 2011 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg I mean, talk about a snub, right?!? ANYWAY, tomorrow afternoon, […]
