Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 290 MIGHT THERE BE A SUITABLE VELVET REVOLVER FRONTMAN HIDDEN IN THE TRACKLISTING OF SLASH’S SOLO ALBUM? November 20th, 2009 at 12:00pm Gary Suarez All this talk about Slash’s upcoming solo album has got […]
This Sucks 280 NO, NUNO, NO! November 16th, 2009 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg “Make love not war sounds so absurd to me.” But […]
Worst Week Ever 190 IN WHICH WE MOUTH RAPED OUR LEGACY November 13th, 2009 at 5:29pm Axl Rosenberg Today was Friday the 13th, but absolutely nothing bad happened […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 310 DAVE GROHL, CHRIS CORNELL TO HELP SLASH MOUTH RAPE HIS LEGACY November 11th, 2009 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg The Starbucks Incident Yes, I am going to continue to […]
...And F*ck You Too 880 JESUS F*CKING CHRIST, SLASH, THIS IS THE WORST F*CKING THING I HAVE EVER F*CKING HEARD November 10th, 2009 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg I know that opinions about Slash are decidedly mixed. Some […]
What the...?? 180 VELVET REVOLVER GOING OUT OF THEIR WAY TO BLOW THEIR SINGER SEARCH October 30th, 2009 at 12:07pm Axl Rosenberg Scott Weiland’s been out of Velvet Revolver for quite some […]
This Sucks 490 SCOTT WEILAND, KEYBOARD CAT SPEAK OUT ON DEPARTURE OF ATTACK ATTACK! FRONTMAN October 22nd, 2009 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Now skip to the 3:54 mark to get Mr. Weiland’s […]
...And F*ck You Too 370 SLASH: 1965 – 2009 October 12th, 2009 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg With Velvet Revolver on what is starting to look like […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 240 MATT SORUM BLAMES SCOTT WEILAND FOR LIBERTAD‘S SH*TTY SALES September 29th, 2009 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg If Velvet Revolver’s second album, Libertad, had a bed, it […]
\m/ 70 HAPPY BIRTHDAY SLASH July 23rd, 2009 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg I know we (well, I at least) give Slash a […]
Black Collar Workers 380 SEBASTIAN BACH DOESN’T WANT TO PAY YOU July 22nd, 2009 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg I imagine that when the members of, say, Daath get […]
Cinemetal 310 THE STATE V. SLASH July 15th, 2009 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg This is gonna be a long, Lefsetzian rant that is […]
Editorials 710 ON MICHAEL JACKSON June 26th, 2009 at 9:00am Axl Rosenberg At the risk of sounding disrespectful: we cannot look at […]
What the...?? 110 THE NY TIMES IS TOO GOOD FOR ANYONE NAMED “DUFF” June 2nd, 2009 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg I was a little taken aback when I was this […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 140 IF YOU WANNA MAKE IT IN THE METAL BIZ, YOU’LL HAFTA DO THE DEVIL’S WORK FOR HIM June 1st, 2009 at 12:51pm Axl Rosenberg If you don’t know who Amy Sciarretto is, well, ya […]
Cinemetal 60 BEFORE BRIAN POSEHN, SAM KINISON WAS THE MOST METAL COMEDIAN IN THE WORLD March 4th, 2009 at 2:03pm Axl Rosenberg I haven’t watched any of Sam Kinison’s old stand-up in […]
What the...?? 70 THE ECONOMY IS IN RUINS! ONLY DUFF MCKAGAN CAN SAVE US NOW… January 30th, 2009 at 1:06pm Axl Rosenberg In case ya didn’t know: in the years following his […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 370 OH, SNAP: KIP WINGER INSULTS LARS ULRICH December 30th, 2008 at 9:00am Axl Rosenberg MetalSucks’ own Kip Wingerschmidt and the ballerina turned cock rawk […]
What the...?? 220 IS AXL ROSE ACTUALLY MISSING? December 3rd, 2008 at 11:19am Axl Rosenberg As you are no doubt aware by now, Chinese Democracy […]
New Stuff 120 AND DID YOU F*CKING KNOW THAT THE “HAPPY” IS IN F*CKING QUOTES?!? November 19th, 2008 at 12:03pm Axl Rosenberg Dude. Did anyone else know that Scott Weiland has a […]
