Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 1 METALHEADS: CUT THE SH*T AND STOP SUPPORTING BURZUM July 26th, 2011 at 4:30pm Gary Suarez Nobody should have been surprised. Varg Vikernes’ odious, conspiratorial, anti-Semitic […]
Br00tal-lists 540 TEN MOST LIKELY METALHEADS IN ANIMATED MOVIES April 11th, 2011 at 4:00pm MetalSucks I’m at the point where I pretty much prefer animated […]
Fear Emptiness Decibel 230 FEAR, EMPTINESS, DECIBEL: BURZUM’S FILOSEM IS INDUCTED INTO THE DECIBEL HALL OF FAME March 31st, 2011 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Before there were blogs there were these things called magazines, […]
Worst Week Ever 50 IN WHICH WE DECLARED METALSUCKS A NO-PANTS ZONE March 4th, 2011 at 5:00pm Anso DF Hey studs and foxes, Anso here. Please accept my most […]
Interviews 1510 EXCLUSIVE METALSUCKS INTERVIEW: BURZUM’S VARG VIKERNES March 2nd, 2011 at 5:00pm MetalSucks When word spread that Burzum only-man Varg Vikernes was doing […]
Greatest Hits 30 Exclusive: Burzum Launches Clothing Line February 8th, 2011 at 5:00pm Sergeant D Apologies for the blatant self-promotion, but I think this is […]
...And F*ck You Too 150 VINCE NEIL SENT TO HIS ROOM WITHOUT DINNER FOR DUI January 19th, 2011 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg So remember this past summer, when Vince Neil — who […]
Album of the Day 710 ALBUM OF THE DAY: CASTLEVANIA: SYMPHONY OF THE NIGHT SOUNDTRACK January 5th, 2011 at 10:00am Sergeant D There are basically three things I care about in this […]
Metal Merch 300 THIS IS IN GOOD TASTE December 14th, 2010 at 2:40pm Axl Rosenberg So our broskis over at Metal Injection came across this […]
Question of the Week 2020 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: IS THERE ANY STILL-ACTIVE METAL BAND THAT COULD NOT AFFORD TO LOSE A SINGLE MEMBER OF ITS LINE-UP? September 24th, 2010 at 3:30pm MetalSucks Banner Designed by Cysquatch Welcome to “Question of the Week,” […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 240 HOW TO ANNOY VARG September 22nd, 2010 at 11:30am Anso DF As far as I can tell, intellectual racist types just […]
\m/ 400 MY DAD LIKES BURZUM September 13th, 2010 at 12:20pm Axl Rosenberg If my father had utilized reverse psychology when I was […]
Cinemetal Reviews 510 CINEMETAL REVIEW: UNTIL THE LIGHT TAKES US August 23rd, 2010 at 1:20pm MetalSucks Metal fans have been buzzing for months about Until The […]
Question of the Week 1470 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: IF YOU HAD TO PICK ONE METAL MUSICIAN TO BE A JUDGE ON AMERICAN IDOL, WHO WOULD IT BE AND WHY? August 6th, 2010 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Banner Designed by Cysquatch Welcome to “Question of the Week,” […]
...And F*ck You Too 560 OTHER AWARDS THAT YOU COULD NAME AFTER HEAVY METAL MUSICIANS June 3rd, 2010 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Our friend Amy Sciarretto from Noisecreep reports that Birmingham City […]
Editorials 560 The Austerity Program’s Justin Foley Wonders: Is It Okay to Listen to Music Made by People Who You Think Are Bad Folks? April 26th, 2010 at 4:45pm MetalSucks Ho ho ho, it must be Christmas time, because Santa […]
Editorials 1150 VARG VIKERNES WILL HAPPILY ACCEPT YOUR MONEY REGARDLESS OF YOUR RACE, RELIGION, OR SEXUAL ORIENTATION March 22nd, 2010 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg What do you think Varg is thinking about in this […]
The Webernets 250 THE BEST REVIEW OF 2010 SO FAR: LOLCAT TAKES ON BURZUM’S BELUS March 17th, 2010 at 9:30am Axl Rosenberg To call Burzum’s new album, Belus, “controversial” would be an […]
Reviews 770 BURZUM: BACK FOR THE FIRST TIME ON BELUS March 3rd, 2010 at 5:00pm Sammy O'Hagar I can honestly say I’ve never had a more complicated […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 70 IN WHICH WE DREW FOUR February 26th, 2010 at 5:30pm Axl Rosenberg I haven’t been able to shake this cold, and so […]
