What the...?? 0 Varg Vikernes and Marie Cachet Released from Police Custody; No Charges Made July 18th, 2013 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg But he’ll still have to appear in court!
What the...?? 0 Varg Vikernes’ Neighbor is “in Shock” Over His Arrest July 18th, 2013 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Vikernes is a “family man” who smiles a lot.
What the...?? 0 Former Varg Vikernes Lawyer: Evidence Against Varg is “Thin” July 17th, 2013 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein Varg Vikernes was arrested yesterday in France on suspicion of […]
What the...?? 0 BREAKING: Varg Vikernes Arrested in France for Being “Likely to Prepare a Large-Scale Act of Terrorism.” July 16th, 2013 at 8:44am Axl Rosenberg Vikernes is suspected of planning a “massacre.”
Editorials 0 This is a Reggae Dub Cover of Burzum’s “Det Som Engang Var” May 8th, 2013 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein Today in Things That We Never Knew We Didn’t Need.
Question of the Week 0 Question Of The Week: Metal Mods May 3rd, 2013 at 4:30pm MetalSucks How would u metal-ify your favorite games brah?
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Varg Vikernes Announces New Burzum Album April 10th, 2013 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Will he win the Henry Q. Bouchard Memorial Award?
Greatest Hits 0 Give a Heavy Metal Valentine’s Day Card to Someone You Love February 13th, 2013 at 2:00pm MetalSucks These are 110% guaranteed to enhance your lovemaking!
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Wanted Pancakes January 11th, 2013 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Homophobia! Racism!! Adorable children!!! Top stories from the first real news cycle of 2013!!!!!
Cinemetal 0 They Have White Trash in Norway? January 11th, 2013 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg They do! And douchebags, too, apparently!
Cinemetal 0 Varg Vikernes and His Wife Have Produced the Most Enthralling Movie of All Time January 9th, 2013 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Watch this if you suffer from insomnia.
The Webernets 0 BLACK METAL SONGS REIMAGINED AS SURF ROCK October 10th, 2012 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg I don’t think they get to enjoy a lot of […]
Cinemetal 0 SOME KID MADE A (REALLY CRAPPY) MOVIE ABOUT VARG VIKERNES September 26th, 2012 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg This is supposed to be Euronymous In 2009, some kid […]
Question of the Week 0 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: THE MOSHPENDABLES [PRESENTED BY THE TRUTH] August 31st, 2012 at 4:30pm MetalSucks * Banner by Cysquatch Hello heavy metallists everywhere! Say, have […]
What the...?? 0 HELP NAME A BABY PENGUIN AFTER A FAMOUS BIGOT IN THE NAME OF BLACK METAL July 25th, 2012 at 10:40am Axl Rosenberg Unless Gojira announce a co-headlining tour with Deez Nutz this […]
Worst Week Ever 0 IN WHICH WE MISSED SOME CONNECTIONS May 18th, 2012 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Have you signed up for our email list? Do it […]
What the...?? 0 VARG VIKERNES IS MAKING A TABLE-TOP RPG May 14th, 2012 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg That murdering bigot fuckhead Varg Vikernes is also a dork […]
Metal Merch 660 SOME CHICK MODELS THE BURZUM SKIRT August 15th, 2011 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg You thought that Sergeant D.’s line of Burzum clothing was […]
Worst Week Ever 90 IN WHICH WE WERE STILL A THING July 29th, 2011 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Man, I really, really hope that some day, some Korean […]
...And F*ck You Too 830 25 THINGS I’D RATHER DO THAN LISTEN TO THE NEW FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH SONG July 27th, 2011 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg 1) Be nicer to Sebastian Bach 2) Compare penis sizes […]
