Metal in the Media 0 Eddie Van Halen/David Lee Roth Play Coming to Off-Broadway in January November 1st, 2018 at 2:36pm Axl Rosenberg “A raucous retelling of the rise and fall of Pasadena’s most groundbreaking 80s rockers told through the foggy lens of a lonely, out of work MTV-VJ.”
Br00tal-lists 0 Metal Hammer Says These Are the 50 Best Metal Riffs Ever September 28th, 2018 at 11:39am Axl Rosenberg Finally, a win for Mustaine!
Worst Week Ever 0 Anal Cunt Guitarist Dies, Ghost Release a New Album, and More Stories You May Have Missed This Week June 1st, 2018 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Also includes Slayer, Slipknot, and more.
The Webernets 0 This is the Best Goddamn Cover of Van Halen’s “Eruption” You’ll Ever Hear May 29th, 2018 at 12:01pm Axl Rosenberg This dude may be a wizard.
Punishing Pictorials 0 Metal Goes to the Movies: Spring 2018 Edition March 6th, 2018 at 1:07pm MetalSucks Featuring Rammstein, Pantera, Avenged Sevenfold, and more.
Viral Vomit 0 Holy Shit, This Ratt/Marvin Gaye Mashup February 28th, 2018 at 9:38am Axl Rosenberg FUCK, this is catchy!
Rotten Real Estate 0 Sammy Hagar’s Hawaii Home Can Be Yours for Only $3.3 Million! November 8th, 2017 at 10:50am Vince Neilstein Start scrounging the couch for change!
Worst Week Ever 0 Metallica Covers Van Halen, The Sword Covers Pink Floyd, We Cover Other Stories You May Have Missed This Week August 4th, 2017 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Also covers Trivium, Primus, Periphery, and more.
Punishing Pictorials 0 If Sitcoms Were About Metal Bands August 3rd, 2017 at 2:38pm MetalSucks Cue the laugh track!
\m/ 0 Metallica Cover Van Halen’s “Runnin’ with the Devil,” Appear to be Having the Time of Their Lives July 31st, 2017 at 12:14pm Axl Rosenberg Can you blame ’em?
Punishing Pictorials 0 The REAL Babymetal: Photos of Famous Metal Musicians When They Were Wee Ones June 26th, 2017 at 11:15am MetalSucks You must have been a brutal-ful baby…
Punishing Pictorials 0 Heavy Metal Band Pictograms, Anyone? February 27th, 2017 at 2:58pm MetalSucks Can you guess which metal band each of these photos represents?
Cinemetal 0 Video: Mike Portnoy Plays Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Van Halen, King Diamond, and More on a Pokémon Drum Set October 4th, 2016 at 3:09pm Axl Rosenberg Pikajhu.
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 David Lee Roth’s Stalker Sounds About As Crazy As, Well, David Lee Roth September 30th, 2016 at 10:03am Emperor Rhombus It sounds like she wants to send him a lettaaaaaah, yeah, yeah.
Punishing Pictorials 0 Kids Dressed as Metal Celebrities: Friggin’ Adorable September 7th, 2016 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Awwwwwwwww!!!
Metal Etiquette 0 Sammy Hagar Apologizes To Van Halen for… Something? August 18th, 2016 at 10:30am Emperor Rhombus He says it’s for “all the bad things I’ve ever said about you”, which is nice, but…
Punishing Pictorials 0 Photos of Famous Metal Dudes on Vacation August 12th, 2016 at 3:20pm MetalSucks Hot fun in the summertime…
Punishing Pictorials 0 Happy National Best Friends Day! June 8th, 2016 at 1:00pm MetalSucks A celebration of friendship in metal!
Br00tal-lists 0 Five Insane Line-Up Changes That Almost Happened: Eddie Van Halen in KISS, Dimebag in Megadeth, and More May 26th, 2016 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Can you imagine if these musicians had actually joined these bands?
Worst Week Ever 0 The Top Ten Posts on MetalSucks This Week April 15th, 2016 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Mastodon, Nachtmystium, Van Halen, and more.
