Cinemetal 590 “TATTOO”: PASS JUDGMENT ON THE NEW VAN HALEN SINGLE & VIDEO January 10th, 2012 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg The wait is over: the new Van Halen single, “Tattoo,” […]
Editorials 110 DAVID LEE ROTH WISE MAGIC; LOOKING BACK AT VAN HALEN’S 1996 RECORDINGS WITH DLR January 9th, 2012 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein With a new Van Halen single set to be released […]
Tour de Force 120 EVERYBODY WANTS SOME VAN HALEN TOUR DATES January 6th, 2012 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg So last night Van Halen played at Cafe Wha?, this […]
Rampant Rumors 190 SAMMY HAGAR THINKS THERE MAY BE NO NEW VAN HALEN SONGS ON THE NEW VAN HALEN ALBUM November 21st, 2011 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg The ink is barely dry on Van Halen’s new record […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 50 HOORAAAAY IT’S VAN HALEN ON INTERSCOPE RECORDS CLAP CLAP November 18th, 2011 at 1:30pm Anso DF Hey check it out Van Halen news!! According to rumor, […]
Lick My Label 150 VAN HALEN MAY HAVE SIGNED WITH INTERSCOPE November 11th, 2011 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg According to Metal Insider, there’s a rumor going around that […]
Viral Vomit 100 HOW DOES THIS MASH-UP OF VAN HALEN’S “JUMP” AND JOHN LENNON’S “IMAGINE” WORK SO WELL?!? November 2nd, 2011 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Yeah, you read that right: some dude calling himself “Mighty […]
Black Collar Workers 190 SAMMY HAGAR OFFERS TO LET AXL ROSE SUE HIM October 28th, 2011 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Here’s a fun quote from a recent Sammy Hagar interview […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 190 HEAVY METAL’S BACK (AGAIN): THE ULTIMATE BALLS-OUT STEEL PANTHER INTERVIEW October 26th, 2011 at 2:30pm Anso DF Interview and live pics by Emily Eve; girls on stage […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 350 VAN HALEN IS OLD AS F*CK :( September 30th, 2011 at 11:30am Anso DF [embed width=500]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2ZA0SksaqU&NR=1[/embed] I had shall we say a moment of clarity […]
Metal Merch 550 FASH-ISTS: REGARDING METAL, FASHION, AND SINCERITY September 21st, 2011 at 5:00pm MetalSucks I frequent Tumblr every once in a while for the […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 750 31 DAYS OF FAITH NO MORE: CONCLUSION August 31st, 2011 at 4:00pm Anso DF Spurred by a lazy crossword clue in The Onion (36 down, four […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 110 31 DAYS OF FAITH NO MORE: “FROM OUT OF NOWHERE” August 8th, 2011 at 4:00pm Anso DF Spurred by a lazy crossword clue in The Onion (36 down, four […]
Green Eggs and Slam 2450 ARE BREAKDOWNS THE NEW GUITAR SOLO???? July 27th, 2011 at 5:00pm Sergeant D I wasn’t alive back in the 1980s to see it […]
Music Dorkery 100 DANN HALEN (DARKEST HOUR! EX-DEP!) > VAN HALEN 2k11 July 6th, 2011 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein No disrespect to our pal Anso DF — I mean […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 700 THE METAL PEOPLE VS. CASEY ANTHONY July 6th, 2011 at 10:00am Anso DF I LOLd for an hour straight on Tuesday cuz my […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 190 VAN HALEN: WELCOME TO BONER COUNTRY, POP. MARK TREMONTI July 5th, 2011 at 3:20pm Anso DF Van Halen, featuring the young squire Van Halen (left); Mark […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 60 TRANSLATE-BOT 3K TO NIKKI SIXX: PUT A GODDAMN SHIRT ON May 10th, 2011 at 2:30pm Anso DF The challenge for tireless bullshitters like Nikki Sixx, Max Cavalera, […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 130 IDOL REMAINS LIVE 9: VAN HALEN IS TRUTH, IDOL IS LIES May 6th, 2011 at 4:00pm Anso DF Don’t you love classic Van Halen? It’s amazing how that […]
Metal Merch 280 JUST IN TIME FOR SUMMER: VAN HALEN FLIP FLOPS May 3rd, 2011 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Flip flops, the preferred summer season footwear of douche bags […]
