Question of the Week 0 Not Question Of The Week: In Defense of the BulletBoys (And Other Olds Who Keep Hangin Around) September 27th, 2013 at 4:30pm MetalSucks This week, we offer a defense for a band that needs one. And all their ilk.
Question of the Week 0 Question Of The Week: Glory’s Hole June 21st, 2013 at 4:30pm MetalSucks What if a band’s glory line-up isn’t their best?
Cinemetal 0 David Lee Roth Takes on Japanese Poker Sharks in Short Film May 24th, 2013 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein This is how DLR kills time between Van Halen tours.
Moppet Metal 0 Fourteen Year-Old Girl Shreds Through Van Halen’s “Eruption” May 23rd, 2013 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg She’s already too good to be in Korn!
Question of the Week 0 Question Of The Week: Metal Mods May 3rd, 2013 at 4:30pm MetalSucks How would u metal-ify your favorite games brah?
Punishing Pictorials 0 And Now, Ornate Photos of the Foods on Famous Musicians’ Tour Riders May 2nd, 2013 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Yum.
New Stuff 0 Listen to Samples of the Songs LL Cool J Recorded with Eddie Van Halen March 25th, 2013 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Crabs to Swizz Beatz and Metallica’s herpes.
Not Quite Metal? 0 New LL Cool J Album to Feature Eddie Van Halen and Tom Morello March 15th, 2013 at 10:40am Axl Rosenberg So there’s a headline I never imagined I’d ever type.
Hair Metal Happy Hour 0 Most Inadvertently Hilarious Thing Ever of the Day: Bret Michaels Re-Records Poison’s “Nothin’ But a Good Time” with Ace Frehely, Michael Anthony, and F*cking LIL JON February 28th, 2013 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg WE CAME TO PARTY! WE CAME TO PARTY! WE CAME TO PARTY! AND HAVE A GOOD TIME!
Reunion Mania 0 Today in Van Halen: David Lee Roth “Would Always Look Forward” to a Reunion with Michael Anthony, but “Ed Has His Own Vision” February 13th, 2013 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg A surprising moment of honesty from Diamond Dave reveals that all may not be hunky-dory in VanHaland.
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Wanna Hear Me Out About Killer Dwarfs? February 7th, 2013 at 4:00pm Anso DF They’re ’80s hair metal. They’re Canadian. They’re called Killer Dwarfs. But u jam??
The Webernets 0 Here’s a Fun Game to Kill Time January 23rd, 2013 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg See if you can name all fifty guitarists on this poster
Music Dorkery 0 Ben Higgins Pays Homage to Thirty Guitarists in One Solo January 4th, 2013 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Consequently, he is being courted by every cover band in the world.
Black Collar Workers 0 Let’s Gossip About How Much Money Famous Metal Vocalists Make November 30th, 2012 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Celebritynetworth.com follows-up their list of rock’s richest drummers with one of rock’s richest singers.
Metal Metsieh 0 Amazon is Having an Awesome Black Friday Sale! November 21st, 2012 at 11:20am MetalSucks And you don’t even have to wait until Friday to take advantage.
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Analysis: C’monnn U Love Aerosmith! November 6th, 2012 at 5:00pm Anso DF Before u cast your vote for or against Aerosmith, reacquaint yourself with the facts and be freed of the fictions!
Worst Week Ever 0 IN WHICH IT WAS OUT WITH THE OLD AND IN WITH THE NEW October 19th, 2012 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Here are the week’s highlights!
Everyone's Replaceable 0 DISPATCH FROM AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE IN WHICH MITCH MALLOY IS THE LEAD SINGER OF VAN HALEN October 19th, 2012 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Malloy’s 1996 audition for VH finds its way online.
Cinemetal 0 DISPATCH FROM AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE IN WHICH SAMMY HAGAR IS THE LEAD SINGER OF ALICE IN CHAINS October 19th, 2012 at 10:40am Axl Rosenberg Hagar covers Alice in Chains.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 WOLFGANG VAN HALEN VS. BOY BAND ONE DIRECTION October 17th, 2012 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg The boy band are apparently Michael Anthony fans.
