Upcoming Bullsh*t 110 MAYNARD JAMES KEENAN, JESUS F. CHRIST, AND DAVID’S TALKING BUTTHOLE August 26th, 2011 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Maynard James Keenan has released two new video teasers for Conditions […]
Br00tal-lists 2760 Who Are The Top Ten Lyricists? August 25th, 2011 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Justin M. Norton over at Invisible Oranges has been killing […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 250 THIS IS THE BEST ALBUM COVER YOU’LL SEE ALL YEAR August 16th, 2011 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg I may not be a huge Puscifer fan, but nothing […]
Editorials 370 FORGET SUMMER SLAUGHTER, ADAM JONES PLAYED SUMMERSLAM August 15th, 2011 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg I don’t normally think of Adam Jones(#18 on our list of […]
New Stuff 180 PUSCIFER: STILL NOT TOOL July 18th, 2011 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Milla Jovovich has played with Pusicfer. Therefore, it is okay […]
Cinemetal 270 HERE’S SOMEPLACE YOU WOULDN’T EXPECT TO FIND TOOL June 24th, 2011 at 12:20pm Axl Rosenberg Captain America is a comic book movie about a wimp […]
Rampant Rumors 290 DAMN YOU, TOOL, STOP TEASING ME! (OK, ACTUALLY KEEP DOING IT) June 1st, 2011 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein Tool are notorious for shenanigans and delight in giving their […]
Worst Week Ever 1030 IN WHICH WE APPARENTLY HAD TO TEACH YOU THE DEFINITION OF THE WORD “MODERN” May 13th, 2011 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Of course when you set out to make a list […]
The Top 25 Modern Metal Guitarists 1160 #18: ADAM JONES (TOOL) May 11th, 2011 at 5:00pm Anso DF MetalSucks recently polled its staff to determine who are The […]
\m/ 240 WHAT IT’S LIKE TO BE MAYNARD JAMES KEENAN January 28th, 2011 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein Of all the issues we’re forced to think about on […]
Worst Week Ever 20 IN WHICH WE LISTENED TO ANARCHIST STUFF January 14th, 2011 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg So 2011 is officially underway! I mean, we’re two full […]
Music Dorkery 490 THIS WILL ERADICATE ANY DOUBT THAT TOOL ARE THE COOLEST BAND EVER January 12th, 2011 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg I just learned that “El Guapo” from The Three Amigos […]
Rampant Rumors 190 HOPE YOU WEREN’T TOO EXCITED ABOUT THAT A PERFECT CIRCLE REUNION December 1st, 2010 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg ‘Cause earlier this week, Billy Howerdel sent out the below […]
Viral Vomit 400 TWO BEARS REVIEW DAATH’S NEW SELF-TITLED ALBUM November 22nd, 2010 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg I really love this. But for the record, even though […]
\m/ 90 WHAT’S MORE METAL THAN SABBATH’S “IRON MAN?” HOW ABOUT “IRON MAN” PLAYED… WITH LIGHTNING!!! September 28th, 2010 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg I didn’t see The Sorcerer’s Apprentice because I love myself […]
Question of the Week 2020 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: IS THERE ANY STILL-ACTIVE METAL BAND THAT COULD NOT AFFORD TO LOSE A SINGLE MEMBER OF ITS LINE-UP? September 24th, 2010 at 3:30pm MetalSucks Banner Designed by Cysquatch Welcome to “Question of the Week,” […]
Freeloader 40 FREELOADER: MERKABA’S THE PEOPLE’S EP (SELF-RELEASED, 2010) September 21st, 2010 at 3:00pm Satan Rosenbloom All signs point to “me likey.” Merkaba have their roots […]
Music Dorkery 60 TOOL GUITARIST SHOWS YOU HIS TOOLS September 16th, 2010 at 10:31am Vince Neilstein Mega dork-out time! Ready for a trip through Tool guitarist […]
Everyone's Replaceable 170 JEORDIE WHITE IS THE ONLY ONE LEFT OUT OF THE PERFECT CIRCLE September 14th, 2010 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Yesterday A Perfect Circle announced their reunion, and we wondered […]
Reunion Mania 450 A PERFECT CIRCLE OFFICIALLY BACK IN BUSINESS September 13th, 2010 at 10:14am Axl Rosenberg Listen, I don’t think this is gonna come as a […]
