Editorials 0 Maynard James Keenan Calls Tool Fans “Insufferable,” “Retards” October 28th, 2015 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Sigh.
Metal Merch 0 For a Mere $500, You Can Pester Tool About Their New Album in Person October 16th, 2015 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg “Also, fuck the homeless.” -David Cross
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: What Iconic Drummers Should Break Into Extreme Metal August 14th, 2015 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Hall of Fame drummers, underground metal needs you!
Br00tal-lists 0 Five Songs That Made Weed Lame July 28th, 2015 at 4:20pm Emperor Rhombus David Draiman isn’t alone.
Moppet Metal 0 These Kids Have Forever Redeemed Tool For Me July 15th, 2015 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg These kids > Breaking Benjamin.
Haterade 0 Breaking Benjamin Have Forever Ruined TOOL For Me July 13th, 2015 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein Vince has a startling realization: that TOOL are to blame for an entire generation of butt rock bands.
\m/ 0 Which Metal Cover of Led Zeppelin’s “No Quarter” is the Best; Tool, Exhumed, Crowbar or Dark Castle? June 17th, 2015 at 4:30pm Vince Neilstein Because FUCKING LED ZEPPELIN
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 “Mulholland Drive”: New Failure Jam Is Awesome! June 4th, 2015 at 11:00am Anso DF Awesome!
Green Eggs and Slam 0 What is the most overrated band in metal??? May 13th, 2015 at 5:00pm Sergeant D Sergeant D. asserts that Tool, Faith No More, Deftones, and Behemoth all belong on the list.
Studio Stuff 0 This May or May Not Be New Tool Music May 4th, 2015 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Adam Jones takes to Instagram to post fifteen seconds of… something.
Worst Week Ever 0 Ten Posts You May Have Missed on MetalSucks This Week April 24th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg GLORY GLORY HALLELUJAH, IT’S THE WEEKEND!!!
Whoops 0 Tool/U2 Vinyl Fiasco Definitively Proves Existence of God April 21st, 2015 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg IT’S A MIRACLE!!!
Breaking the Law 0 Tool Settle Art Lawsuit, Officially Out of Excuses Not to Make a New Album March 16th, 2015 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg And we have Randy Rhoads to thank for it.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Maynard James Keenan Offers Latest Tool Non-Update Update February 27th, 2015 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg What a tool.
Metal Merch 0 Tool Too Busy Making Blankets to Record New Album February 23rd, 2015 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Well, that’s one way to get rid of some old merch you can’t sell.
Studio Stuff 0 Tool are in the Studio… Maybe… Probably Not February 16th, 2015 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg FFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHCCCCCCKKKKKKK
New Stuff 0 Two New Metal Supergroups Worth Knowing About Involving Members of Metallica, Torche, Tool and Mastodon February 9th, 2015 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein Plus: listen to some new music from the Mastodon + Tool group.
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: Awesome Metal Albums That Are Too Damn Long February 6th, 2015 at 4:30pm MetalSucks You love ’em, but that doesn’t mean you can take ’em down in one sitting!
Worst Week Ever 0 Ten Posts You May Have Missed on MetalSucks This Week January 16th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Metallica, Mastoodn, Tool, and more.
Tweet Twat 0 Tool Issue Non-Update Update on New Album January 13th, 2015 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg A child born today will be in college before this fucking thing comes out.
