Friday 5 0 Friday 5: Five Most Disturbing Videos March 18th, 2016 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Which creepy clips trip your emotional gag reflex or stress you the fuck out?
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Sounds Like They’re Making Real Progress on the New Tool Album March 16th, 2016 at 11:20am Axl Rosenberg I’m totally kidding, this fucking piece of shit record is never coming out.
\m/ 0 Israeli Tool Fan Fights Off Hamas Terrorist Attacker with His Guitar March 9th, 2016 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein Metal saves lives!
What the...?? 0 Someone Comped Together 28 Minutes of Tool Frontman Maynard James Keenan’s Stage Banter February 19th, 2016 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein Some of it’s right on the money and some makes no sense whatsoever, but it’s all entertaining.
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: Five Unmissable Magic Metal Moments (aka “Shut up! This Is The Best Part!”) February 5th, 2016 at 4:30pm MetalSucks You’d shush fucking Jesus Christ just to catch these one-off moments.
Worst Week Ever 0 The Top Ten Posts on MetalSucks This Week January 22nd, 2016 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Tool, Amon Amarth, Skid Row, and more.
Viral Vomit 0 Watch This Dude Completely Lose His Shit At A Tool Show January 19th, 2016 at 4:00pm Emperor Rhombus And by ‘his shit,’ we mean ‘complete control of his upper body.’
MSTV 0 Dave Grohl Isn’t That Good – The Smart Metal Show, Episode 2 December 2nd, 2015 at 1:30pm MetalSucks Foo Fighters frontman Dave Grohl’s drum-off with a Muppet, Tool’s unproductiveness, Sully Erna’s rant against Nikki Sixx, The Elitist’s top 5 metal albums of 2015 and more.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Tool Offer Latest Non-Update Update on New Album November 24th, 2015 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Says band has “twenty potential song ideas.”
Worst Week Ever 0 The Top Ten Posts on MetalSucks This Week November 20th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include the Paris attacks, Tool, Metallica, Korn, and more.
Metal Merch 0 $500 Tool Meet and Greets: Now a Regular Occurrence November 20th, 2015 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg And you probably can’t even ask them about their new album.
This Sucks 0 Maynard James Keenan Recounts Finding Out Puscifer’s Bassist Was Trapped in Le Bataclan November 19th, 2015 at 12:00pm Emperor Rhombus “We were simply in the dark for twelve hours waiting to hear anything.”
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Tool Announce US Tour, We Think! November 13th, 2015 at 10:30am Emperor Rhombus The only band on earth who can release a tour announcement via fortune teller.
Lolz 0 Writing and Recording of New Tool Album Delayed Again While Maynard Rearranges His Sock Drawer November 4th, 2015 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Despite successfully reuniting this past weekend for a Halloween show, […]
Cinemetal 0 Video: Tool Cover Led Zeppelin While Dressed as Led Zeppelin (And Play Part of a New Song?) November 2nd, 2015 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg For Halloween. Duh.
Worst Week Ever 0 The Top Ten Posts on MetalSucks This Week October 30th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Tool, Huntress, Danzig, and more.
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: What 5 Artists Have Been Away Too Long? October 30th, 2015 at 4:30pm MetalSucks With the power vested in us by metal, we order these artists back into our lives!!!!
The Webernets 0 OMG Here’s a Photo of Maynard James Keenan and Danny Carey in a Room Together!!! October 30th, 2015 at 10:40am Vince Neilstein After calling Tool fans “insufferable” and “retards” in an interview […]
Tweet Twat 0 Maynard James Keenan Didn’t Mean ALL Tool Fans are “Insufferable” or “Retards” October 29th, 2015 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg You can like Maynard again! VICTORY!!!
