Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 Video: UFC’s Nate Diaz “Stockton Slaps” Tool’s Maynard James Keenan June 22nd, 2017 at 1:07pm Axl Rosenberg I guess he’s as pissed there’s still no new Tool album as we are.
Black Collar Workers 0 Tool are Basically Getting Paid $1 Million Per Live Show June 22nd, 2017 at 9:34am Vince Neilstein No new music in 11 years doesn’t seem to have hurt their drawing power one bit.
Punishing Pictorials 0 Metal Bands for Geriatrics June 13th, 2017 at 1:27pm MetalSucks Finally, some bands you can enjoy with your grandparents.
Worst Week Ever 0 Tool’s Good News and Bad News, Suicidal Tendencies Show Shut Down by the Cops, and More Stories You May Have Missed This Week June 9th, 2017 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Also includes Ozzy, Slayer, Summer Slaughter, and more.
Br00tal-lists 0 Ten Ways to Annoy a Tool Fan June 8th, 2017 at 1:28pm MetalSucks Strategies for shutting up the irritating Tool fan in your life.
Pummeling Politics 0 Tool’s Maynard James Keenan: “I’ve Got Some Good News, and I’ve Got Some Bad News” June 5th, 2017 at 3:35pm Axl Rosenberg “Fox News, Huffington Post, the left, the right, Trump, Breitbart, Facebook… none of these things are your enemy.”
Worst Week Ever 0 Layne Staley’s Doppelgänger, GWAR and Brujeria and Trump’s Severed Head, and More Stories You May Have Missed This Week June 2nd, 2017 at 5:30pm Axl Rosenberg Also includes Korn, Slayer, Slipknot, and more.
Haterade 0 Tool’s Maynard: “[I am an] Entitled Snowflake Asshole” May 30th, 2017 at 12:16pm Vince Neilstein “Don’t believe the hype dumb-dumbs, we’re all in this together.”
Cinemetal 0 Video: Tool Perform “Eulogy” for the First Time Since 2001 May 26th, 2017 at 12:44pm Axl Rosenberg We missed this song.
Worst Week Ever 0 Mourning Chris Cornell, a New Lawsuit Against Iron Maiden, and More Stories You May Have Missed This Week May 19th, 2017 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Includes Tool, Slayer, Shining, and more.
Tool Time 0 Tool Redesign and Relaunch Website for the First Time Since 2002 May 18th, 2017 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Who needs new music when you have a spiffy-looking new site?
Editorials 0 Did Seether Rip-Off Tool? May 15th, 2017 at 1:43pm Axl Rosenberg Blatant thievery alert!
This Sucks 0 Neither Tool Nor A Perfect Circle Will Release a New Album in 2017 May 8th, 2017 at 11:55am Axl Rosenberg Fffffffffuuuuuc-
Rampant Rumors 0 Fan Says Danny Carey Says Tool Hope to Enter the Studio This Fall May 1st, 2017 at 11:31am Axl Rosenberg Sigh.
Tour de Force 0 Tool Announce Show in Southern California with Primus, Melvins and The Crystal Method April 11th, 2017 at 12:54pm Vince Neilstein Also: a mysterious “”special guest to be announced.”
Tour de Force 0 Tool Add Even More Dates to Their North American Tour April 3rd, 2017 at 1:48pm Axl Rosenberg Get in here if you want ’em!
The 25 Most Important Metal Bands of the '90s 0 The 25 Most Important Metal Bands of the ’90s, #5: Tool April 3rd, 2017 at 10:28am Vince Neilstein Their haunting, dark aesthetic, meticulously crafted visuals and air of mystery make them metal even if their music isn’t the heaviest in existence.
Worst Week Ever 0 Trevor Strnad Talks Suicide Silence, House of Blues Orlando Bans Every Time I Die, and More Stories You May Have Missed This Week March 31st, 2017 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Including Slayer, Megadeth, A Perfect Circle, and more.
Lick My Label 0 A Perfect Circle Poised to Release New Album Before Tool March 30th, 2017 at 1:13pm Axl Rosenberg Motherfu-
