Tag: tool

Walk Like an Ejesus.

That should be neat.

Also includes Code Orange, Mastodon, Slayer, and more.

He’s kidding. We think.

The record is tentatively scheduled for release in 3031.

Looks like we’ll have to wait until at least fall.

Also includes Slipknot, Ghoul, Mötley Crüe, and more.

But what does Corey Taylor think?

Danny Carey reveals some new info about the upcoming Tool album, Behemoth’s Adam “Nergal” Darski is officially charged by the Polish government over a t-shirt, and legendary guitarists Mikio “Ko-Gami” Fujioka of Babymetal and “Fast” Eddie Clarke of Motörhead have passed away.

A song with an environmental message!

Not quite as good as new Tool, but still very good!

BREAKING NEWS, NEW TOOL ALBUM HAS LONG SONGS ON IT

Includes Chris Cornell, Decapitated, Suicide Silence, Iron Maiden, and more.

Also includes Power Trip, Misfits, Decapitated, and more.

“The new Tool album is tremendous, just tremendous! Everyone’s talking about it. Who knew Tool were so great? The Fake Metal News Media is unfair to Tool. Sad!”

Dave Mustaine says he only played the 2011 Big 4 show in New York because Metallica’s manager bullied him, System of a Down’s Serj Tankian says that he is sick of singing, and Danny Carey drops an official release window for the next Tool album!

“The Seagullmen sing of ship wrecks and giant mutant squid, crafting conceptual rock ‘n’ roll hymns of epic proportions.”

Also includes System of a Down, Megadeth, Dio, and more.

IT’S ACTUALLY HAPPENING!