New Stuff 0 I BET BEING A SLEEPWALKER REALLY ENDANGERS YOUR STATUS AS A SHUT IN July 23rd, 2012 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Shut In, the new project featuring The Acacia Strain vocalist […]
New Stuff 0 THE ACACIA STRAIN’S VINCENT BENNETT IS NOW A SHUT IN July 10th, 2012 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Don’t worry, The Acacia Strain vocalist isn’t, like, turning into […]
Worst Week Ever 190 IN WHICH, HEY, WE WARNED YOU WERE GONNA BE ANGRY May 6th, 2011 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg So we’re now five axe slingers deep into out list […]
Green Eggs and Slam 1080 THIS IS *REAL* HARDCORE, FRUITS [via the neighborhood] May 2nd, 2011 at 4:30pm Sergeant D If you like songs about castles, monsters, and wizards, you […]
Haterade 100 APPARENTLY THEY AREN’T TOO PURE TO BREAK UP September 3rd, 2009 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein Lambgoat is reporting that shitty faux-hardcore band Too Pure To […]
Reviews 290 GEE, I WISH THEY’D AT LEAST GIVE DYING A SHOT January 7th, 2009 at 9:47am Axl Rosenberg THERE’S AN NSFW IMAGE AFTER THE JUMP. YOU’RE WARNED. Too […]
Contests 4670 PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST WINNERS December 13th, 2007 at 2:59pm Vince Neilstein Winners to last week’s contest which asked for funny captions […]
Contests 280 FUNNY METAL PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN SOME TOO PURE TO DIE MERCH! December 6th, 2007 at 11:44am Vince Neilstein MetalSucks has teamed up with Trustkill Records to give away […]
