Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 260 NOBODY LOOKS GOOD IN THEIR YEAR BOOK PHOTO June 29th, 2009 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg There’s something reassuring about knowing that people one sometimes considers […]
Cinemetal 60 BEFORE BRIAN POSEHN, SAM KINISON WAS THE MOST METAL COMEDIAN IN THE WORLD March 4th, 2009 at 2:03pm Axl Rosenberg I haven’t watched any of Sam Kinison’s old stand-up in […]
Cinemetal 240 SUM FORTY WHA? February 11th, 2009 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg MetalSucks Maniac Matt Fields sent us the below clip this […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 90 VINCE NEIL: STILL OBLIVIOUS January 30th, 2009 at 10:14am Vince Neilstein Am I the only who finds Vince Neil’s recent statement […]
Editorials 150 VINCE NEIL TO MAKE THE LONG-AWAITED NEW SOLO ALBUM NO ONE IS WAITING FOR November 20th, 2008 at 3:21pm Axl Rosenberg DUDE. Okay, seriously. What the fuck is going on this […]
Reunion Mania 130 BEST NEWS EVER? November 18th, 2008 at 10:49am Axl Rosenberg YEEEEEEAAAAAHHHH BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. Check it. Tizommy Lizee is bringing back Methods […]
Editorials 4480 VINCE NEIL & TOMMY LEE FEEL INSULTED October 22nd, 2008 at 3:39pm Axl Rosenberg So Nikki Sixx has had his girlfriend, the insanely irritating […]
\m/ 5300 I DREAM OF ONE DAY HAVING AS MANY STDs AS TOMMY LEE October 15th, 2008 at 11:05am Vince Neilstein The folks at Some E-Cards nail it once again. -VN […]
...And F*ck You Too 60 MUSIC TO CRASH YOUR CAR TO August 29th, 2008 at 9:04am Axl Rosenberg No booze at a Motley fucking Crue show? Jesus fucking […]
Cinemetal 90 FINALLY, SOME GOOD NEWS? MOTLEY CRUE’S THE DIRT MOVIE NOT MOVING FORWARD JUST YET June 20th, 2008 at 11:41am Axl Rosenberg Eventually, someone is going to adapt Motley Crue’s The Dirt […]
Editorials 60 TOMMY LEE GOES GREEN; STILL AN IDIOT June 5th, 2008 at 3:09pm Vince Neilstein A couple of months back I reported the sham that […]
Editorials 5360 L.A. GUNS HIRES DAVID SPADE AS NEW SINGER June 3rd, 2008 at 3:25pm Axl Rosenberg Well, not really, of course. The new front man for […]
Editorials 160 NEW MOTLEY CRUE TRACK LISTING IS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER April 30th, 2008 at 10:35am Axl Rosenberg Here are the song titles for Motley Crue’s new album, […]
Editorials 310 SCREW TOMMY LEE FOR PRETENDING TO CARE ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT April 1st, 2008 at 4:13pm Vince Neilstein Preface: I am having one of those days. I am […]
Editorials 80 WHAT COULD A “COLOSSAL ANNOUNCEMENT” FROM MOTLEY CRUE POSSIBLY BE? March 17th, 2008 at 8:52am Axl Rosenberg So Blabbermouth reports that Motley Crue will make a […]
Editorials 90 NOW VINCE NEIL SAYS TOMMY LEE IS IN MOTLEY CRUE November 13th, 2007 at 10:59am Axl Rosenberg I say we just put all four members of the […]
