Editorials 0 TOMMY LEE IS A PUTZ June 29th, 2012 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg For all the awesome things about being famous — y’know, […]
Greatest Hits 0 ‘Til Death Do Us Part: Metal + Hard Rock Musicians’ Wedding Portraits June 21st, 2012 at 3:00pm MetalSucks LARS ULRICH & SKYLAR SATENSTEIN Fun fact: Skylar also dated […]
Metal Merch 0 MÖTLEY CRÜE CHECKS ALLOW YOU TO TELL YOUR LANDLORD AND OTHER RANDOMS THAT YOU SUPPORT FAT DRUNKS AND RETARDED WIGGERS June 15th, 2012 at 11:20am Axl Rosenberg In an effort to compete with Kiss Koffins (and urns) […]
Punishing Pictorials 0 JUST IN TIME FOR FATHERS’ DAY: METAL DUDES BEING DADS June 13th, 2012 at 4:00pm MetalSucks DAVE MUSTAINE
Greatest Hits 0 50 Metal and Hard Rock Musicians’ Yearbook Photos May 30th, 2012 at 4:00pm MetalSucks DIMEBAG 0 Metal and Hard Rock Musicians’ Yearbook Photos” width=”321″ […]
Greatest Hits 0 Twenty Hard Rock and Heavy Metal Celebs’ Mugshots May 23rd, 2012 at 5:00pm MetalSucks OZZY OSBOURNE
Barbarous Book Club 70 READ THE FIRST EIGHTY PAGES OF DUFF MCKAGAN’S IT’S SO EASY FOR FREE September 12th, 2011 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Remember Motley Crue’s The Dirt? Of course you do, it’s […]
...And F*ck You Too 830 25 THINGS I’D RATHER DO THAN LISTEN TO THE NEW FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH SONG July 27th, 2011 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg 1) Be nicer to Sebastian Bach 2) Compare penis sizes […]
Show Reviews 180 MY SUMMER VACATION: MÖTLEY CRÜE, POISON, & NEW YORK DOLLS July 18th, 2011 at 1:30pm Corey Mitchell I am old and married to a kindergarten teacher, therefore, […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 700 THE METAL PEOPLE VS. CASEY ANTHONY July 6th, 2011 at 10:00am Anso DF I LOLd for an hour straight on Tuesday cuz my […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 210 NIKKI SIXX: “NO, I STILL THINK POISON ARE FAKE BULLSH*T.” May 16th, 2011 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Okay so that’s not a direct quote, but still. Last […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 180 CORABI-ERA MÖTLEY CRÜE REHEARSAL FOOTAGE IS FUNNY, SAD, FASCINATING May 5th, 2011 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg I don’t know why, but I’ve had John Corabi on […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 160 MÖTLEY CRÜE WANTS YOU TO PICK THEIR SET LIST. TIME TO CORABI-IZE THAT BITCH! April 18th, 2011 at 10:40am Corey Mitchell Long-time readers of MetalSucks are fully aware of my lifelong […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 90 TOMMY LEE TO DISRESPECT FOREIGN CULTURES FOR REALITY TELEVISION March 22nd, 2011 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Did anyone watch Tommy Lee Goes to College when it […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 110 BRET MICHAELS > NIKKI SIXX March 14th, 2011 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg I know we give Bret Michaels a lot of shit […]
Cinemetal 90 ROB ZOMBIE: “I AM NOT DIRECTING THE MOTLEY CRUE MOVIE” March 4th, 2011 at 10:00am Anso DF Billboard ran a story on Wednesday that seemed to credit […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 250 THE MOTLEY CRUE/POISON TOUR IS A GO February 28th, 2011 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg So in November, Bret Michaels said that Poison and Motley […]
Admin 120 WILL FORTE WANTS YOU TO COME TO HEAVY METAL LIT NIGHT February 14th, 2011 at 3:30pm MetalSucks Sooo… just thought we’d take this opportunity to remind you […]
Book Reviews 600 VINCE NEIL HAD SEX WITH SQUIRRELS… WHAT THE…?!? January 18th, 2011 at 2:00pm Corey Mitchell Life’s kinda getting’ out of control. I think. I don’t […]
