Breaking the Law 0 Wannabe Arsonist In Shirt Reading ‘GOD’ Tries to Burn Down The Satanic Temple’s Salem Headquarters June 13th, 2022 at 12:42pm Emperor Rhombus “Forgive them, Father, they’re the biggest dumbasses.”
Cinemetal 0 Satanic Planet (Ex-Slayer, the Satanic Temple, Etc.) Release “Devil in Me” Music Video June 23rd, 2021 at 3:05pm MetalSucks Not be confused with Slipknot’s “Devil in I.”
New Stuff 0 Satanic Planet (ex-Slayer, The Locust, etc.) Debut Track With Jackass Star Steve-O April 5th, 2021 at 9:58am Vince Neilstein The proceeds of the devil-worshipping group’s new track will go towards homeless and special-needs animals.
Metal in the Media 0 Airline Forces Woman Wearing “Hail Satan” Shirt to Change Before Plane Took Off December 7th, 2019 at 3:38pm MetalSucks The woman is a member of The Satanic Temple.
Pummeling Politics 0 The U.S. Government Now Officially Recognizes The Satanic Temple as a Religion April 29th, 2019 at 12:44pm Vince Neilstein The group previously attempted to place a baphomet statue at the Oklahoma and Arkansas statehouses.
Black Collar Workers 0 The Satanic Temple is Suing Netflix and Warner Bros. Over Chilling Adventures of Sabrina November 9th, 2018 at 12:26pm Axl Rosenberg The suit alleges that the show’s producers have stolen the design for the temple’s infamous Baphomet statue in order to create “Satanic panic.”
Pummeling Politics 0 The Satanic Temple Protests Ten Commandments Monument Outside the Arkansas State Capital; Lawmakers Call Them “a Satire Group” August 17th, 2018 at 1:43pm Axl Rosenberg They’re gonna go to court to settle this.
Lolz 0 The Satanic Temple to Offer After-School Satan Club August 1st, 2016 at 3:30pm Emperor Rhombus Now God isn’t the only deity your kids can rebel against when they’re bored to death by him.
\m/ 0 Satanic Temple’s Oklahoma State Capitol Baphomet Monument Looks Exactly the Way You Thought it Would May 2nd, 2014 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg It’s MONUMENTally evil… BWA-HA-HA!!!
