Necessary Roughness 210 UNNECESSARY ROUGHNESS: THE RED CHORD’S GREG WEEKS AIN’T NO LOWEST COMMON DENOMINATOR NO-SLEEVE AMERICAN FLAG T-SHIRT WEARING MORON October 18th, 2010 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Well, it’s Sunday again: Time for nachos, football and terrible […]
Worst Week Ever 1 IN WHICH WE DID IT ALL FOR THE LOVE OF SLAYER October 15th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Seriously, if you haven’t read Vince’s epic story about how […]
Necessary Roughness 170 UNNECESSARY ROUGHNESS: GREG WEEKS SAYS GOODBYE TO RANDY MOSS AND HELLO TO MEN WEARING PINK TIGHTS October 11th, 2010 at 6:15pm MetalSucks I’d like to begin this week by congratulating the Lions […]
Worst Week Ever 30 IN WHICH WE HEARD THE WORST THING EVER October 8th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Earlier this week I had a dream that I was […]
Necessary Roughness 290 UNNECESSARY ROUGHNESS WITH THE RED CHORD’S GREG WEEKS: HOW THE NFL’S BIGGEST LOSERS CAN CLAW THEIR WAY BACK TO THE TOP October 4th, 2010 at 5:00pm MetalSucks So, the regular season is a quarter of the way […]
Worst Week Ever 30 IN WHICH WE WENT TO SOME METAL CONCERT-THINGS October 1st, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg In case you can’t tell by all the posting I’ve […]
Necessary Roughness 360 UNNECESSARY ROUGHNESS: THE RED CHORD’S GREG WEEKS TAKES ON THE NFL, WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM JOB FOR A COWBOY’S JON “THE CHARN” RICE September 27th, 2010 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Oh snap!!! During Monday night football last week, down-on-his-luck Saints running […]
Worst Week Ever 120 IN WHICH WE INTERRUPT YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED “WORST WEEK EVER” FOR ANOTHER DEVIN TOWNSEND VIDEO UPDATE September 24th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg So this normally where we write some fairly meaningless bullshit […]
Contests 50 THE RED CHORD/SUMMER SLAUGHTER CONTEST WINNER ANNOUNCED! September 24th, 2010 at 1:00pm MetalSucks We had a lot of fun with this The Red […]
Fear Emptiness Decibel 230 FEAR, EMPTINESS, DECIBEL: NABU BORGIR September 23rd, 2010 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Decibel is cooler than we are, which is why we’ve […]
The Webernets 210 SOMEBODY GET THE RED CHORD A REALITY SHOW September 23rd, 2010 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Few bands give interviews as entertaining as ones with The […]
Necessary Roughness 590 UNNECESSARY ROUGHNESS WITH THE RED CHORD’S GREG WEEKS: LAUGHING AT OTHERS’ MISFORTUNES, MANNING VS. MANNING, AND… IGGY POP? September 20th, 2010 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Many metal fans might be thinking, “Why is there a […]
Necessary Roughness 1050 UNNECESSARY ROUGHNESS: THE RED CHORD’S GREG WEEKS TAKES ON THE N.F.L. IN HIS NEW WEEKLY METALSUCKS COLUMN September 15th, 2010 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Let the Games Begin!!! Hello there. MetalSucks is letting me […]
Cinemetal 270 THE ACACIA STRAIN WERE ONLY GOING TO MAKE YOU A SALAD September 1st, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Yesterday I praised whomever came up with the moniker for […]
Tour de Force 260 THE ACACIA STRAIN, THE RED CHORD, AND THE CONTORTIONIST CONFIRM TOUR, VOW TO APPREHEND PEDOPHILES August 31st, 2010 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg We first told you about The Acacia Strain’s fall headlining […]
Contests 90 THE RED CHORD PHOTO CONTEST CONTINUES — NOW WITH NEW RULES! August 19th, 2010 at 2:00pm MetalSucks So last month we began this contest with the dudes […]
Tour de Force 130 THE ACACIA STRAIN TO CAUSE TERROR AND RED CHORDS IN CONTORTIONISTS August 12th, 2010 at 2:40pm Axl Rosenberg Nah, that doesn’t even make any sense! I just couldn’t […]
Contests 320 CONTEST: FIND YOURSELF IN THESE SUMMER SLAUGHTER CROWD PHOTOS, WIN SOME COOL SH*T FROM THE RED CHORD!!! July 29th, 2010 at 2:00pm MetalSucks The MetalSucks co-sponsored Summer Slaughter tour — a.k.a. “The Best […]
Cinemetal 450 SHAMELESS PLUG FOR SUMMER SLAUGHTER July 15th, 2010 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg We don’t like Carnifex — in fact, we think they’re […]
New Stuff 180 CEPHALIC CARNAGE AND THE “ABRAXAS OF FILTH” July 9th, 2010 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Yes, YES, YES!!! Talk about an awesome way to kick […]