Tag: the elitist

Do you have big dreams of becoming an elite metal producer? Follow these very simple instructions and you WILL succeed, easy as that.

“Every time I hear another All That Remains song I’m reminded that virtually all of our heroes are already dead.”

The Elitist takes a look at the influx of metal bands on this year’s Warped Tour — Whitechapel, Veil of Maya, Every Time I Die, Atreyu and others. Also: Slayer cuddle some puppies, Bieber wears a Marilyn Manson shirt and Tool still aren’t doing shit.

Worst Album of the Year, Biggest Loser in Metal, Biggest Coward in Metal, Worst Metal Band of 2016 and more!

Buying merch and concert tickets isn’t enough, says The Elitist. Here’s why.

Metallica were passed over for the Super Bowl despite a huge petition, instead playing ‘The Night Before’. Here’s what went down.

Is Phil really a racist? Does this mean we all have to stop liking Pantera’s music?

Dave Mustaine’s forthcoming reality TV show, outrageously expensive Guns N’ Roses VIP packages, Vince Neil on The Celebrity Apprentice and more.

The Guns N’ Roses reunion isn’t all it’s cracked up to be, everybody hates Frankie from Emmure, and Upon a Burning Body attempt another lame publicity stunt.

The Elitists laments the overall shittiness of heavy music in 2015 and pays tribute to Lemmy.

The inaugural episode of The Smart Metal Show, the first and only metal show exclusively for smart fans!