F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Courtney Love Thought the Paul McCartney/Nirvana Performance Was Great December 14th, 2012 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg And if you believe that, I have a bridge I’d like to sell you.
New Stuff 0 Cut Paul McCartney and the Surviving Members of Nirvana Some Slack December 13th, 2012 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Actually, there’s no need to — this song rocks.
Black Collar Workers 0 Let’s Gossip About How Much Money Famous Metal Vocalists Make November 30th, 2012 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Celebritynetworth.com follows-up their list of rock’s richest drummers with one of rock’s richest singers.
\m/ 0 MANOWAR > THE BEATLES September 27th, 2012 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg I do not advocate violence against women (or anyone, really, […]
Black Collar Workers 0 LET’S GOSSIP ABOUT HOW MUCH MONEY FAMOUS METAL DRUMMERS MAKE August 28th, 2012 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg I’ll give you two guesses as to the focus of celebritynetworth.com, […]
Question of the Week 0 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: THE WAGES OF WUV [PRESENTED BY THE TRUTH] August 24th, 2012 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Banner by Cysquatch At MetalSucks, we truly love True Love. […]
Question of the Week 0 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: COVERED ‘N SICK! June 22nd, 2012 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Banner by Cysquatch Hey MetalSucks friends! Didja read about the […]
Viral Vomit 100 HOW DOES THIS MASH-UP OF VAN HALEN’S “JUMP” AND JOHN LENNON’S “IMAGINE” WORK SO WELL?!? November 2nd, 2011 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Yeah, you read that right: some dude calling himself “Mighty […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 110 31 DAYS OF FAITH NO MORE: “FROM OUT OF NOWHERE” August 8th, 2011 at 4:00pm Anso DF Spurred by a lazy crossword clue in The Onion (36 down, four […]
\m/ 510 GHOST > THE BEATLES? June 23rd, 2011 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg A few weeks ago, I saw Ghost live for the […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 280 ADRENALINE MOB: MIKE PORTNOY’S IFFY NEW BAND June 16th, 2011 at 11:00am Anso DF When I heard about the Dream Theater-shaped hole in the […]
Please Kill Me 190 METAL TAXING MAD: APPROPRIATE TUNAGE TO GET YOU THROUGH THOSE LAST MINUTE TAX PREPARATIONS April 18th, 2011 at 5:00pm Corey Mitchell Whether you’re a tri-corner hat wearing Teabagger who thinks […]
Question of the Week 1270 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: WHICH MODEL OF GUITAR IS THE MOST METAL? February 25th, 2011 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Banner Designed by Cysquatch Welcome to “Question of the Week,” […]
Music Dorkery 420 METAL MAKES EVERYTHING BETTER January 24th, 2011 at 1:00pm MetalSucks Admit it: this picture makes you SO FUCKING HAPPY. Recently, […]
...And F*ck You Too 450 MIKE PORTNOY IS AVAILABLE FOR BAR MITZVAHS January 11th, 2011 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Watch out! These young bucks are taking over the world. […]
Br00tal-lists 290 ONE YOU MAY HAVE MISSED IN 2010: HELLYEAH’S STAMPEDE November 23rd, 2010 at 12:30pm Gary Suarez [Like my colleague Vince Neilstein, I too feel compelled to […]
Guest Columns 1490 I AGAINST I: GOD FORBID’S DOC COYLE ON EUROPEAN METAL VS. AMERICAN METAL November 2nd, 2010 at 5:00pm MetalSucks For my opening salvo, I suppose I should mention that […]
Levi/Werstler Sucks 460 GREAT MUSICIANS THAT COULD GIVE A DAMN ABOUT YOUR DEFINITION OF GENRE (AND ARE MORE SUCCESSFUL FOR IT) April 20th, 2010 at 3:30pm MetalSucks Musicians are strange creatures. Their work hours and habits are […]
Jumping Darkness Parade 750 JUMPING DARKNESS PARADE: EYAL WONDERS IF TOURING IS REALLY THE BE-ALL END-ALL ITS MADE OUT TO BE March 26th, 2010 at 4:30pm MetalSucks I’ll admit it: I still do check Blabbermouth from time […]
Cinemetal 300 THE GREAT JIMI HENDRIX CASH-IN OF 2010 February 18th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg First of all, I think we can all agree on […]
