The Webernets 230 STEVE VAI LAUNCHES MASTURBATION ENTHUSIAST WEBSITE May 13th, 2011 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein According to Noisecreep, masturbation enthusiasts now have a new place […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 200 THE UNION OF WHITESNAKE: THE DAVID COVERDALE INTERVIEW March 28th, 2011 at 5:00pm Anso DF David Coverdale: Powerhouse rock singer. Demanding band leader. Cocksman. […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 70 YES, LET US ALL SCREAM BLUE MURDER March 4th, 2011 at 12:40pm Anso DF Though a blockbuster success, Whitesnake’s self-titled (or 1987) record doesn’t […]
Cinemetal 20 SPINAL TAP’S NIGEL TUFNEL ENDORSES STEVE VAI February 23rd, 2011 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg So Metal Insider tells me that “On March 3, guitar […]
Not Quite Metal? 330 THE HEAVIEST [AND MOST METAL] FUNK I’VE EVER HEARD April 23rd, 2010 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein I went through a big funk phase in college where […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 80 UM, DID SOMEONE SAY “APEX THEORY?” March 22nd, 2010 at 12:00pm Anso DF It’s a little known fact that MetalSucks co-jefe Vince Neilstein […]
Lick My Label 30 A LESS-THAN-FAVORED NATION February 3rd, 2010 at 11:28am Vince Neilstein Let’s play a little game. Which of the following does […]
Readers' Choice 660 STEVE VAIGINA January 25th, 2010 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg I’ve never heard of Orianthi Panagaris, which I suppose is […]
Devin Townsend Sucks 830 HERE’S A BUNCH OF MUSIC SUGGESTIONS November 17th, 2009 at 4:30pm MetalSucks In no particular order…
Devin Townsend Sucks 230 GRATUITOUS SELF-PROMOTION November 17th, 2009 at 1:00pm MetalSucks For all of you who want nothing to do with […]
Cinemetal 90 GIVE IT ONE MORE TIME, BOY November 3rd, 2009 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein Add “David Lee Roth on the Eat ‘Em and Smile […]
Interviews 260 YOU ASKED, DETHKLOK’S BRENDON SMALL ANSWERED October 13th, 2009 at 12:00pm MetalSucks Last week we posted a call for questions to ask […]
\m/ 280 YES, THAT IS DEVIN TOWNSEND October 5th, 2009 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Okay. So here’s a great example of the ways in […]
Cinemetal 120 GREAT MOMENTS IN METAL CINEMA: STEVE VAI’S EPIC GUITAR SHOWDOWN IN CROSSROADS June 4th, 2008 at 4:04pm Vince Neilstein When I was a wee lad of 12 and just […]
Editorials 40 STEVE STEVENS TO SHRED IT UP ON NEW SOLO ALBUM! January 15th, 2008 at 11:49am Vince Neilstein This is the news that Axl, myself, and approximately 7 […]
Cinemetal 40 BANE JELIC MAKES US NOSTALGIC FOR ’90s SHRED VIRTUOSOS November 13th, 2007 at 1:05pm Vince Neilstein What do images of Hitler, 9/11, a baby, fire, tacky […]
