Worst Week Ever 0 In Which MetalSucks Wrote About Itself in the Third Person April 11th, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include As I Lay Dying, GWAR, Steel Panther, and more.
Question of the Week 0 Question Of The Week: The $5 Million Album April 11th, 2014 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Money can buy a shitload of happiness.
Cinemetal Premieres 0 Exclusive Video Premiere: Steel Panther Perform “The Burden of Being Wonderful” Acoustically, Live in NYC April 11th, 2014 at 1:00pm MetalSucks The burden of being wonderful like us.
Cinemetal 0 Watch Steel Panther’s Extremely NSFW Video for “Gloryhole” Right Now! April 10th, 2014 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein The funniest and raunchiest thing you’ll see today.
Podcast 0 The MetalSucks Podcast #45: Axl and Vince Interview Steel Panther, Plus Special Guest Grim Kim April 7th, 2014 at 12:00pm MetalSucks Vince and Axl sit down with the spandex-wrapped vessel of hair metal, Steel Panther. They don't get to talk for long, but they don't need much time [...]
Photo Caption Contest 0 Photo Caption Contest: Win a Signed Steel Panther Poster! April 3rd, 2014 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein Br00tal kids!
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: April 1, 2014 April 1st, 2014 at 12:30pm David Lee Rothmund Today’s new releases include albums by Austrian Death Machine, Pilgrim, Nux Vomica, and more.
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Steel Panther’s All You Can Eat: All That We Love March 31st, 2014 at 2:30pm Anso DF Steel Panther can do it ‘All’
New Stuff 0 All You Can Stream: Listen to the New Steel Panther Album in Full Right Now! March 27th, 2014 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein An instant classic!
New Stuff 0 Slipknot’s Corey Taylor Finds Dio’s “Rainbow in the Dark” March 26th, 2014 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg This cover is like lightning… that will never bring you down.
Question of the Week 0 Question Of The Week: Slightly Goldener Gods February 28th, 2014 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Can you gather six nominees for Best Metal Vocalist? (Not your favorite randoms.)
Punishing Pictorials 0 The 33 Most Metal Photobombs of All Time January 27th, 2014 at 2:30pm MetalSucks Smile and say “HAIL SATAN!”
Cinemetal 0 Steel Panther Bear “The Burden of Being Wonderful” January 21st, 2014 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Finally, a song and video for those of us who are too awesome for the world to even comprehend!
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Steel Panther Unveils Sacrilicious Cover Art, Release Date For Eat, Free Burgers January 13th, 2014 at 12:30pm Anso DF Song titles too!
New Stuff 0 Video: New Steel Panther Song is Glorious, Holy December 11th, 2013 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Can you guess what the song is called? HINT: it has nothing to do with doughnuts.
Black Collar Workers 0 Are Steel Panther Raising Bucketloads of $$$ through New Album Crowd-Funding Campaign?? October 30th, 2013 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein It certainly appears that way, but we can’t be sure!
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Heavy MTL 2013: A Headbanger’s Journey August 21st, 2013 at 2:00pm Anso DF A silly recap of the bands, the fans, and the fun of a huge metal fest!
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 This Weekend: See You At Heavy MTL, Canada’s America-Sized, Girl-Packed Metal Fest August 7th, 2013 at 12:00pm Anso DF Workload, refreshments, and girls: Heavy MTL is made for America
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Heavy MTL Fest Is Approaching — And We’ll Attend! June 25th, 2013 at 1:00pm Anso DF What will happen when a heavy metal beach bimbo treks to Quebec to jam wildly for a wknd? I’ve got $20 on “testicle severed by windmill.”
