New Stuff 560 THIRTY-FOUR SECONDS OF NEW WAYNE STATIC MUSIC IS ENOUGH TO CONVINCE ME I DON’T NEED TO HEAR MORE August 5th, 2011 at 10:40am Axl Rosenberg I always feel kinda bad for Wayne Static, the same […]
...And F*ck You Too 830 25 THINGS I’D RATHER DO THAN LISTEN TO THE NEW FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH SONG July 27th, 2011 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg 1) Be nicer to Sebastian Bach 2) Compare penis sizes […]
New Stuff 770 ANTAGONIST ANTAGONIZE SASHA GREY July 16th, 2010 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg What could Antagonist possibly have against Sasha Grey? The (freaking […]
Everyone's Replaceable 220 IS JUDAS PRIEST PULLING A VAN HALEN? May 7th, 2010 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Judas Priest with Dave Holland, far left. Speaking of metal, […]
Reunion Mania 430 MURDERDOLLS: A REUNION NO ONE BUT ME WILL BE HAPPY ABOUT March 24th, 2010 at 9:30am Axl Rosenberg I’m exaggerating, of course. Someone besides me will be happy […]
Blogronaut 850 BLOGRONAUT: INTRONAUT’S SACHA DUNABLE ON HOW BANDS SHOULD HANDLE HECKLERS February 24th, 2010 at 5:00pm MetalSucks I’m not generally one to say negative things about other […]
Haterade 900 NOT ALL NORWEGIAN METAL IS TR00 January 26th, 2010 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg A reader known only as “Jonas” sent us the below […]
Haterade 400 WANNA SEE SOMETHING FUNNY? August 11th, 2009 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein Actually, I’m pretty sure it’s just sad. Sad that this […]
Tour de Force 310 THE PEDAL TO THE METAL TOUR JUST GOT A LITTLE LESS DOPE July 20th, 2009 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Our friends at Metal Insider made an interesting discovery over […]
Interviews 260 EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH JOHNNY KELLY OF TYPE O NEGATIVE AND SEVENTH VOID July 14th, 2009 at 2:00pm Sammy O'Hagar As a part of goth metal OGs Type O Negative, […]
Cinemetal 330 WATCHMEN‘S RORSCHACH: BORN OF TERRIBLE METAL March 5th, 2009 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg So. Unless you live under a rock, chances are you’re […]
New Stuff 150 MORE AWESOME FAN MAIL FOR METALSUCKS January 27th, 2009 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg An e-mail from some dude named Ross: “INSTEAD OF MAKING […]
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 360 FORMER STATIC-X GUITARIST CELEBRATES IMPENDING RELEASE OF BAND’S NEW ALBUM BY GETTING THROWN BACK IN JAIL January 26th, 2009 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Tripp Eisen, who has at one time or another been […]
