Lolz 0 Breaking: Slayer Ate a Booger October 13th, 2015 at 12:00pm Emperor Rhombus Drop everything to read this mind-blowing piece of metal journalism.
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: What are the Most Iconic Metal Songs of All Time? October 9th, 2015 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Most ICONIC — not the BEST. Go!
Cinemetal 0 Video: Mike Portnoy Plays Iron Maiden, Slayer, Megadeth, and Led Zeppelin on a Hello Kitty Drum Set October 7th, 2015 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg “I specifically requested the Pokémon kit!”
Metal Merch 0 Slayer’s New Jeff Hanneman Tribute Shirt Is Much Better Than The Previous One September 30th, 2015 at 1:30pm Emperor Rhombus A considerable improvement.
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Kerry King Compares Asking Gary Holt to Join to Slayer to Asking a Girl Out to Prom September 23rd, 2015 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Does this mean that somewhere out there in the world, there exists a photo of teenage Kerry King AT prom?!?!
Lolz 0 If You Liked Seasoning The Obese, You’ll Love Repentrée September 23rd, 2015 at 2:00pm Emperor Rhombus Burps like hell… when the fullness comes!
Metal in the Media 0 Kim Kardashian Wears Metallica T-Shirt, Apocalypse Arrives September 20th, 2015 at 4:04pm Vince Neilstein And then the plague of locusts arrived, and then asteroids rained down from the heavens.
Worst Week Ever 0 The Top Ten Posts on MetalSucks This Week September 18th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Bolt Thrower, Slayer, and System of a Down.
Br00tal-lists 0 Here Are Eight Tribute Albums That Are Actually Good September 17th, 2015 at 4:00pm Emperor Rhombus Hey, kid, you like hastily-recorded covers? We got hastily-recorded covers.
Editorials 0 Tom Araya Calls Repentless “Half of Slayer” September 17th, 2015 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Sad sad sad.
Reviews 0 Slayer’s Repentless: A Goddamned Shame September 15th, 2015 at 11:30am Emperor Rhombus “Just as the title is a fictional word, this feels like fake Slayer. And if Slayer can’t be real with you, who can?”
The Webernets 0 The Vigilant Christian “Exposes” the Evils of Slayer and Iron Maiden September 14th, 2015 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg This is as stupid and funny as you’d hope.
Worst Week Ever 0 The Top Ten Posts on MetalSucks This Week September 11th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Dethklok, Cynic, Thy Art is Murder, and more.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: September 11, 2015 September 11th, 2015 at 11:30am David Lee Rothmund Don’t be repentful. Check out new Slayer, BMTH, Scorps, weird stuff from Japan, Sabbath Assembly, Johnny Depp’s celebrity band, and more!
Podcast 0 #114.5: Listen to the New Slayer Album Repentless with The MetalSucks Podcast! September 11th, 2015 at 11:00am MetalSucks The new album from SLAYER drops today (9/11/15), and we've decided to give you all a special podcast to listen along with Repentless! This is [...]
Cinemetal 0 Slayer and Cult Movie Stars Collide in “Repentless” Video September 11th, 2015 at 10:28am Axl Rosenberg Featuring cast members from Con Air, X-Men, Friday the 13th, Halloween, Mad Max 2, and more.
New Stuff 0 Do We Really Need A Tom Araya Solo Album? September 8th, 2015 at 4:00pm Emperor Rhombus We love the dude, we really do, buuut…
Worst Week Ever 0 The Top Ten Posts on MetalSucks This Week September 4th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Motörhead, Iron Maiden, Dethklok, and more.
New Stuff 0 Slayer May or May Not Have Released Another New Song, “You Against You” September 4th, 2015 at 1:17pm Axl Rosenberg It was supposed to be out now, but it’s not. Maybe later today?
MSTV 0 Watch: A Hand-Farted Parody of Slayer’s “Raining Blood”… “Shitting Mud” August 31st, 2015 at 5:00pm MetalSucks World-famous hand-farter Guy First returns with his latest — and grossest — video to date.
