Cinemetal 60 BEFORE BRIAN POSEHN, SAM KINISON WAS THE MOST METAL COMEDIAN IN THE WORLD March 4th, 2009 at 2:03pm Axl Rosenberg I haven’t watched any of Sam Kinison’s old stand-up in […]
What the...?? 210 AXL ROSE BLAMES HIS RECORD LABEL FOR CHINESE DEMOCRACY‘S POOR SALES February 6th, 2009 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Today is Axl Rose’s 46th birthday (!), and he decided […]
What the...?? 70 THE ECONOMY IS IN RUINS! ONLY DUFF MCKAGAN CAN SAVE US NOW… January 30th, 2009 at 1:06pm Axl Rosenberg In case ya didn’t know: in the years following his […]
What the...?? 70 AXL ROSE FINALLY PROMOTES CHINESE DEMOCRACY… SORT OF December 12th, 2008 at 11:15am Axl Rosenberg After weeks of wondering why the fuck Axl Rose was […]
Reviews 480 Chinese Democracy: The MetalSucks Review November 26th, 2008 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg HOLY FUCKING SHIT, have you guys read the liner notes […]
New Stuff 120 AND DID YOU F*CKING KNOW THAT THE “HAPPY” IS IN F*CKING QUOTES?!? November 19th, 2008 at 12:03pm Axl Rosenberg Dude. Did anyone else know that Scott Weiland has a […]
\m/ 120 AMERICANS: BE PATRIOTIC. VOTE. November 4th, 2008 at 6:00am Axl Rosenberg In all seriousness: no matter who you vote for, please […]
What the...?? 100 SAD SACK STEVEN ADLER: “I WANT MY BEST FRIEND SLASH BACK.” October 27th, 2008 at 11:55am Vince Neilstein Are you ready to see some the epitome of the […]
Editorials 80 ZAKK WYLDE IS THE NEW GUITAR HERO October 3rd, 2008 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Guitar Hero III featured Slash and Tom Morello as bosses […]
Cinemetal 90 ALICE COOPER MAKES A TEN MINUTE MUSIC VIDEO. WHY?!?! October 2nd, 2008 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Why the fuck would Alice Cooper make a ten minute […]
Editorials 200 SLASH REVIEWS CHINESE DEMOCRACY September 5th, 2008 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg I just ran a Google image search for “Slash” and […]
Rampant Rumors 70 LENNY KRAVELVITZ REVOLVER August 12th, 2008 at 10:35am Axl Rosenberg I gotta say, I’m loving this “Who will be the […]
Editorials 170 RECKLESS SPECULATION OF THE DAY: WHAT IF PERRY FARRELL IS THE NEW SINGER FOR VELVET REVOLVER? August 4th, 2008 at 12:46pm Axl Rosenberg I just wanna be clear, right off the bat, that […]
Rampant Rumors 130 VELVET SPACEHOG July 31st, 2008 at 11:15am Axl Rosenberg Blabbermouth (via Entertainment Weekly) reports that Spacehog vocalist/former resident of […]
Cinemetal 220 $LA$H: “I’M DETERMINED TO MAKE SURE NO ONE WHO ACTUALLY LIKED APPETITE FOR DESTRUCTION HAS ANY RESPECT LEFT FOR ME.” July 22nd, 2008 at 4:26pm Axl Rosenberg At the risk of sounding like an overzealous Pantera fan, […]
Show Reviews 200 EVERYONE WAVE BYE-BYE TO SCOTT WEILAND June 2nd, 2008 at 11:41am Axl Rosenberg Amongst the more surreal moments of the Stone Temple Pilots’ […]
Editorials 130 GET READY FOR THE WORST SUPERGROUP EVER May 28th, 2008 at 5:56pm Axl Rosenberg So a couple of weeks ago Michael Anthony spilled that […]
Editorials 110 HAGAR AND ANTHONY: “VAN HALEN BROTHERS? WE DON’T NEED NO STINKIN’ VAN HALEN BROTHERS!” May 13th, 2008 at 12:17pm Axl Rosenberg Wow. If that picture doesn’t get your dick hard, nuthin’ […]
Editorials 70 GN’R FANS GET THEIR PANTIES IN A TWIST OVER ROBIN FINCK’S RETURN TO NIN April 7th, 2008 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Y’know, considering the fact that every time we post some […]
Reunion Mania 20 HOW TO MAKE A REUNION TOUR SEEM A LOT LESS NOTEWORTHY April 2nd, 2008 at 3:01pm Vince Neilstein From the always astute pop-culture critics at Idolator: Weiland, the […]
