Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 WATCH SEBASTIAN BACH FALL BACKWARDS THROUGH A DOOR March 15th, 2012 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Sebastian Bach is apparently going to be on a new […]
Worst Week Ever 70 IN WHICH WE CAUGHT BIG FOUR FEVER September 16th, 2011 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg via WWTDD So much of this week ended up being […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 540 “I’VE GOT TONS OF SH*T TO SAY”: THE SEBASTIAN BACH INTERVIEW September 14th, 2011 at 3:30pm Anso DF Photo by Clay Patrick McBride Sebastian Bach’s new record is […]
This Sucks 280 R.I.P. SEBASTIAN BACH’S NEW JERSEY HOME (1990-2011) August 29th, 2011 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein We make fun of Sebastian Bach a lot here on […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 50 SEBASTIAN BACH AND ROB AFFUSO ARE STILL NUMBER ONE HOMIES August 26th, 2011 at 1:20pm Axl Rosenberg The only member of the original Skid Row that Sebastian […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 100 WHITESNAKE IN CONCERT: A TUTORIAL FOR THE FUTURE August 24th, 2011 at 5:00pm Anso DF Photos by Brian Schroeter Though hard rock has arrived at […]
Cinemetal 230 “KICKING & SCREAMING”: NEW BAZ IS BORING BUT NOT AWFUL August 3rd, 2011 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg I hated Angel Down so much that I kind of […]
...And F*ck You Too 830 25 THINGS I’D RATHER DO THAN LISTEN TO THE NEW FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH SONG July 27th, 2011 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg 1) Be nicer to Sebastian Bach 2) Compare penis sizes […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 700 THE METAL PEOPLE VS. CASEY ANTHONY July 6th, 2011 at 10:00am Anso DF I LOLd for an hour straight on Tuesday cuz my […]
\m/ 110 SEBASTIAN BACH PERFORMED WITH CHILDREN OF BODOM… June 27th, 2011 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg The thing about Sebastian Bach is, he’s a pathetic loser […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 340 SKID ROW: WHERE IS THE LOVE? TL;DR June 17th, 2011 at 4:00pm Anso DF Am I high or is it weird that in 2011 […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 1010 UNOFFICIAL PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WHY IS SEBASTIAN BACH SO SAD? June 15th, 2011 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Sebastian Bach has announced a September 27 release date for […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 120 PHIL VARONE MAKES PORN NOW June 10th, 2011 at 3:20pm Axl Rosenberg Phil Varone was the original drummer in Saigon Kick and […]
...And F*ck You Too 220 SEBASTIAN BACH ENDS LEASE WITH AXL ROSE’S BALLS, STRIKES NEW ARRANGEMENT WITH ASKING ALEXANDRIA’S TESTICLES May 25th, 2011 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg In 2006, Axl Rose’s Nu-GN’R played what was then their […]
The Webernets 90 METAL INJECTION’S BLACK CARPET MATCHES THE DRAPES April 25th, 2011 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Because Vince and I are lazy asses, we did not […]
Album of the Day 200 ALBUM OF THE DAY: SKID ROW, SKID ROW April 13th, 2011 at 10:00am MetalSucks I was mindlessly channel surfing, as you do at the […]
Editorials 200 ON SECOND THOUGHT, ASKING ALEXANDRIA ARE A PERFECT FIT FOR SEBASTIAN BACH April 4th, 2011 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg This video of Asking Alexandria vocalist Danny Worsnop totally fershnickered on-stage […]
Reviews 400 EXCLUSIVE: GUESS WHO’S HEARD ANTHRAX’S WORSHIP MUSIC? (AND, OH YEAH, WE HAVE THE COVER ART, TOO!) April 1st, 2011 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg The possibly-not-final cover art for Anthrax’s Worship Music So I […]
Editorials 270 ASKING ALEXANDRIA AGREE TO HELP SEBASTIAN BACH SEEM YOUNG AND HIP March 2nd, 2011 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg I somehow completely missed this until I read about it […]
New Stuff 90 POOR PAUL ROMANKO February 25th, 2011 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg “Somebody get me a goddman second band!!!” Paul Romanko is […]
