Everyone's Replaceable 0 Clown Contemplating Turning Slipknot Into Menudo March 20th, 2015 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Forget the band, here’s the brand.
Tweet Twat 0 Slipknot’s Clown Anthropomorphize His Mask, Accuses it of Attempted Murder March 19th, 2015 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg “Whoa whoa whoa, that’s a serious accusation, bruh!” responds Buckethead’s bucket.
Cinemetal 0 Battlefield Earth Star to Appear in Feature Film Directing Debut from Slipknot’s Clown February 23rd, 2015 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg He was also wonderful in the role of “White Carjacker (uncredited)” in Bad Boys.
New Stuff 0 Clown from Slipknot Got a New Mask February 13th, 2015 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg And it doesn’t look like a clown!
Greatest Hits 0 Rigged: Slipknot Percussionist Shawn “Clown” Crahan December 15th, 2014 at 4:30pm MetalSucks The world class percussionist teaches you about the best kegs, bats, and more to get that special Slipknot sound.
Greatest Hits 0 Photos of Metal Musicians When They Were Kids November 13th, 2014 at 11:30am MetalSucks Featuring members of Metallica, Megadeth, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, and more.
This Sucks 0 Twenty-Four Hours Pass Without the Debut of a New Slipknot Song; President Obama Declares National State of Emergency October 21st, 2014 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg “Dog food is a good source of protein, but no one wants to roll around in kitty litter,” remarks Shawn “Clown” Crahan.
What the...?? 0 Slipknot’s Clown Explains Use of Camel Dung at Knotfest September 30th, 2014 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg And by “explains,” I mean “spouts a bunch of his usual profound-sounding nonsense.”
Metal Mysteries 0 Slipknot Imply Joey Jordison Was Fired for Drug Abuse, Continue to Focus on New Masks September 18th, 2014 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Guys, c’mon, let’s stay focused on what REALLY matters here: the masks.
Cinemetal 0 Slipknot Release Video for “The Negative One” August 5th, 2014 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Is it a positive one?
Breaking the Law 0 Paul Gray’s Widow Testifies in Doctor’s Involuntary Manslaughter Trial April 23rd, 2014 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg And the things she has to say about not just the physician, but the other members of Slipknot, are pretty damning.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Corey Taylor is Not Concerned About Writing a New Slipknot Album Without Joey Jordison January 27th, 2014 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Vocalist says it’s a “myth” that the former drummer “wrote everything.”
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Joey Jordison Claims He Was Fired from Slipknot; Ex-Decapitated Drummer Krimh Auditions for Band January 2nd, 2014 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg “This news shocked and blindsided me as much as it has all of you,” says Jordison.
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Ten Drummers We’d Be Happy to See Join Slipknot December 13th, 2013 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Let’s play fantasy line-up change, shall we?
Metal Merch 0 Slipknot’s Clown Makes Clown Masks Now September 25th, 2013 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg For the low, low price of jus $500!!!
Greatest Hits 0 If You Like Bass Dogs, You’ll LOVE Drum Fish August 7th, 2013 at 2:00pm MetalSucks Time for some more silly ‘Shop jobs!!!
Cinemetal 0 Slipknot’s Shawn “Clown” Crahan Announces Feature Film Directing Debut, Officer Downe July 15th, 2013 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg It’s an adaptation of a comic book about a cop who comes back from the dead.
Cinemetal 0 I’m Not Saying Motionless in White Wanna Be Marilyn Manson, Butttt… June 3rd, 2013 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg …yes, yes that is exactly what I’m saying.
What the...?? 0 That Does It, I’m Making a Coffee Table Book of Quotes from Slipknot’s Clown May 8th, 2013 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg When I read interviews with this dude, I feel like he’s Chris Tucker and I’m Jackie Chan and no, I do not understand the words that are coming out of his mouth.
