Editorials 0 Ozzy Osbourne Has Definitely Fallen Off the Wagon, May Have Also Fallen Off the Sharon April 16th, 2013 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg He does not deny drinkin’ n’ druggin’, but he does deny that he’s getting a divorce.
Greatest Hits 0 Give a Heavy Metal Valentine’s Day Card to Someone You Love February 13th, 2013 at 2:00pm MetalSucks These are 110% guaranteed to enhance your lovemaking!
Punishing Pictorials 0 FANTASY CASTING? August 15th, 2012 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Al Pacino as Ronnie James Dio
Greatest Hits 0 ‘Til Death Do Us Part: Metal + Hard Rock Musicians’ Wedding Portraits June 21st, 2012 at 3:00pm MetalSucks LARS ULRICH & SKYLAR SATENSTEIN Fun fact: Skylar also dated […]
This Sucks 0 TODAY IN SH*TTY HEALTH NEWS: CHI CHENG HAS PNEUMONIA AND JACK OSBOURNE HAS MS June 18th, 2012 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg These two stories really have nothing to do with another […]
Question of the Week 0 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: WARD WITHOUT END May 18th, 2012 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Banner by Cysquatch Hi hi hi it’s the new MetalSucks Question Of […]
Tour de Force 0 IT’S OFFICIAL: BLACK SABBATH PLAYING LOLLAPALOOZA April 11th, 2012 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Following yesterday’s rumors that they were on the bill, Black […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 470 BILL WARD RELEASES NEW MESSAGE TO FANS: DISCUSSIONS WITH BLACK SABBATH ONGOING, SHARON OSBOURNE DID NOT FIRE HIM February 17th, 2012 at 12:59pm Axl Rosenberg Bill Ward has released a new message regarding the fact […]
Worst Week Ever 90 IN WHICH WE SUFFERED TRAUMATIC ANAL DEVASTATION February 10th, 2012 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg In case you’re wondering, I was lying when I said […]
What the...?? 150 WIN A CHANCE TO LET THE OSBOURNES SHOVE A CAMERA UP YOUR ASS January 18th, 2012 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg It will be romantic, they swear. From Noisecreep: “Sharon and Ozzy […]
Metal Etiquette 200 HEAVY METAL BLUNDERS: VINCE GETS SLAMMER, ALICE BASSIST CHAINED, LARSUIT + MORE INSANITY/INANITY February 21st, 2011 at 10:00am Corey Mitchell Round Two of Heavy Metal Blunders brings us, who else? […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 170 SHOSBOURNE SUCKS: SUIT SETTLED, SABBATH SILENCED February 15th, 2011 at 1:00pm Anso DF Back in December 2008, Ozzy Osbourne’s manager-wife Sharon hosted the […]
...And F*ck You Too 80 SUPER BOWL STUPIDITY ROUND-UP, PART 1: THE OZZY/BIEBER COMMERCIAL February 7th, 2011 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg As promised, last night’s Super Bowl saw the debut of […]
...And F*ck You Too 270 OKAY SO THIS IS WAY WORSE THAN WORKING WITH THE SHAT January 28th, 2011 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg So Ozzy Osbourne and Justin Bieber apparently have shot a […]
\m/ 90 WHAT’S MORE METAL THAN SABBATH’S “IRON MAN?” HOW ABOUT “IRON MAN” PLAYED… WITH LIGHTNING!!! September 28th, 2010 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg I didn’t see The Sorcerer’s Apprentice because I love myself […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 80 I KINDA CO-WROTE VINCE NEIL’S AUTOBIOGRAPHY September 13th, 2010 at 4:00pm Anso DF In Hollywood, it’s important to be a good collaborator. By […]
Question of the Week 680 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: WITH WHOM DO YOU SIDE IN THE NEWLY RE-HEATED OSBOURNES VS. DICKINSON FEUD? July 30th, 2010 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Banner Designed by Cysquatch Welcome to “Question of the Week,” […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 760 THE OZZY/MAIDEN FEUD HEATS UP AGAIN July 29th, 2010 at 10:40am Axl Rosenberg In case you somehow don’t remember, Iron Maiden were one […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 150 SO I GUESS ROB ZOMBIE WON’T BE PLAYING OZZFEST AGAIN July 28th, 2010 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Ozzy Osbourne and Rob Zombie used to be friends and […]
Editorials 230 OZZY THROWS SHARON UNDER THE BUS July 7th, 2010 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Here’s something interesting I just read on Blabbermouth. This is […]
