Hair Metal Happy Hour 50 SEBASTIAN BACH AND ROB AFFUSO ARE STILL NUMBER ONE HOMIES August 26th, 2011 at 1:20pm Axl Rosenberg The only member of the original Skid Row that Sebastian […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 100 WHITESNAKE IN CONCERT: A TUTORIAL FOR THE FUTURE August 24th, 2011 at 5:00pm Anso DF Photos by Brian Schroeter Though hard rock has arrived at […]
Cinemetal 230 “KICKING & SCREAMING”: NEW BAZ IS BORING BUT NOT AWFUL August 3rd, 2011 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg I hated Angel Down so much that I kind of […]
...And F*ck You Too 830 25 THINGS I’D RATHER DO THAN LISTEN TO THE NEW FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH SONG July 27th, 2011 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg 1) Be nicer to Sebastian Bach 2) Compare penis sizes […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 480 THE NEW SEBASTIAN BACH ALBUM ARTWORK IS HERE, AND, UMMMM… July 8th, 2011 at 3:20pm Vince Neilstein …uhhh….. ….uhhhhh….. …uhhhh….
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 700 THE METAL PEOPLE VS. CASEY ANTHONY July 6th, 2011 at 10:00am Anso DF I LOLd for an hour straight on Tuesday cuz my […]
\m/ 110 SEBASTIAN BACH PERFORMED WITH CHILDREN OF BODOM… June 27th, 2011 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg The thing about Sebastian Bach is, he’s a pathetic loser […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 340 SKID ROW: WHERE IS THE LOVE? TL;DR June 17th, 2011 at 4:00pm Anso DF Am I high or is it weird that in 2011 […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 1010 UNOFFICIAL PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WHY IS SEBASTIAN BACH SO SAD? June 15th, 2011 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Sebastian Bach has announced a September 27 release date for […]
...And F*ck You Too 220 SEBASTIAN BACH ENDS LEASE WITH AXL ROSE’S BALLS, STRIKES NEW ARRANGEMENT WITH ASKING ALEXANDRIA’S TESTICLES May 25th, 2011 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg In 2006, Axl Rose’s Nu-GN’R played what was then their […]
The Webernets 70 DJ ASHBA: GN’R TOURING THE U.S. THIS YEAR; JESUS COMING BACK, TOO April 28th, 2011 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg One of the many members of the metal elite that […]
The Webernets 90 METAL INJECTION’S BLACK CARPET MATCHES THE DRAPES April 25th, 2011 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Because Vince and I are lazy asses, we did not […]
Show Reviews 340 THE 2011 REVOLVER GOLDEN GODS AWARDS WRAP-UP: THE LEAST YOU SHOULD KNOW April 22nd, 2011 at 12:40pm Vince Neilstein Avenged Sevenfold and Vinnie Paul, “Mouth For War” Matt Cerone […]
Album of the Day 200 ALBUM OF THE DAY: SKID ROW, SKID ROW April 13th, 2011 at 10:00am MetalSucks I was mindlessly channel surfing, as you do at the […]
Editorials 200 ON SECOND THOUGHT, ASKING ALEXANDRIA ARE A PERFECT FIT FOR SEBASTIAN BACH April 4th, 2011 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg This video of Asking Alexandria vocalist Danny Worsnop totally fershnickered on-stage […]
Reviews 400 EXCLUSIVE: GUESS WHO’S HEARD ANTHRAX’S WORSHIP MUSIC? (AND, OH YEAH, WE HAVE THE COVER ART, TOO!) April 1st, 2011 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg The possibly-not-final cover art for Anthrax’s Worship Music So I […]
Editorials 270 ASKING ALEXANDRIA AGREE TO HELP SEBASTIAN BACH SEEM YOUNG AND HIP March 2nd, 2011 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg I somehow completely missed this until I read about it […]
Editorials 90 LEYLA FORD RAMBLES ABOUT WHY ROCKSTARS SHOULDN’T RAMBLE February 21st, 2011 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Andy McCoy, one of the founding members of Hanoi Rocks, […]
Editorials 310 F*CK, MARRY, KILL: HOT METAL D00DZ EDITION January 13th, 2011 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Yesterday, Sergeant D. posted a Metal Edition of the classic […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 90 THE BEST THING SEBASTIAN BACH HAS DONE IN YEARS? January 6th, 2011 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg So Baz was on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon last […]
