Br00tal-lists 0 Metal Hammer Says These Are the 50 Best Metal Riffs Ever September 28th, 2018 at 11:39am Axl Rosenberg Finally, a win for Mustaine!
Worst Week Ever 0 Anal Cunt Guitarist Dies, Ghost Release a New Album, and More Stories You May Have Missed This Week June 1st, 2018 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Also includes Slayer, Slipknot, and more.
Br00tal-lists 0 Dave Mustaine Says These are the Six Best Scorpions Songs May 30th, 2018 at 11:27am Axl Rosenberg Mustaine, rather oddly, praises the band for being “ahead of their” time with regards to sex.
Viral Vomit 0 Break Wind to a Hand-Fart Version of Scorpions’ “Wind of Change” April 19th, 2018 at 10:55am Vince Neilstein FARTS ARE ALWAYS FUNNY
Symphonies of Sickness 0 Scorpions and Megadeth Cancel Remainder of North American Tour October 9th, 2017 at 9:54am Vince Neilstein Will there ever be another chance to see them live?
Music Dorkery 0 Dave Mustaine Says These are the Four Best Rhythm Guitarists in the World July 6th, 2017 at 3:56pm Axl Rosenberg Mustaine calls this “the fantastic four.”
Worst Week Ever 0 Tool Drummer Jams with Kids, Cradle of Filth Comment on Kanye West Wearing Their Merch, and More Stories You May Have Missed This Week March 24th, 2017 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Includes Lamb of God, Otep, Mastodon, and more.
Tour de Force 0 Scorpions and Megadeth Announce “Crazy World Tour” 2017 Dates March 23rd, 2017 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein WHAT A CRAZY WORLD WE LIVE IN!
Tour de Force 0 Megadeth to Tour with The Scorpions Later This Year March 21st, 2017 at 10:15am Vince Neilstein This is the mystery tour Dave Mustaine has been teasing.
Viral Vomit 0 Videos: Elementary School Choir Sings Metallica, Scorpions and More October 12th, 2016 at 10:18am Vince Neilstein We wish we’d had a schoolteacher this cool.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Shit That Comes Out Today: September 30, 2016 September 30th, 2016 at 9:15am Anso DF Listen to all five billion of this week’s heavy new releases from Alcest, Opeth, Suicidal Tendencies, Holy Serpent, Freya, Asphyx, Deathcult, Negura Bunget, and tonnns more!
Black Collar Workers 0 Wanna Know How Much Money is Made by Festivals Like Rocklahoma and Rock on the Range? June 30th, 2016 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Get a general idea of the earning power of each of these fests, especially relative to one another.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: September 11, 2015 September 11th, 2015 at 11:30am David Lee Rothmund Don’t be repentful. Check out new Slayer, BMTH, Scorps, weird stuff from Japan, Sabbath Assembly, Johnny Depp’s celebrity band, and more!
Hair Metal Happy Hour 0 Scorpions New Track “We Built This House” Sounds Like Scorpions July 15th, 2015 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein And it’s good!
Metal in the Media 0 Scorpions Know the Importance of Regular Bowel Movements July 28th, 2014 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg German legends’ music appears in new commercial for Fiber One.
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Played Heavy Metal Drinking Games July 18th, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Slipknot, the Scorpions, Akercocke, and more.
Reunion Mania 0 Called it! Scorpions Not Breaking Up After All July 14th, 2014 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg I don’t have a crystal ball — just common sense.
Fear Emptiness Decibel 0 Fear, Emptiness, Decibel: The Scorpions Knew How to Make an In Trance May 8th, 2014 at 4:30pm MetalSucks The band’s 1975 album is inducted into the Decibel Hall of Fame.
Breaking the Law 0 Scorpions Drummer James Kottak Sentenced to One Month in Dubai Prison for Saying Some Really Racist Sh*t April 29th, 2014 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Dipshit.
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which Korn Fans Had a Good Sense of Humor February 7th, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories can’t stop, won’t stop.
