Lolz 0 Scare Tactics: Was Black Metal a CHRISTIAN RECRUITMENT TOOL?!?!?! July 26th, 2016 at 5:00pm Emperor Rhombus Was metal’s most satanic genre started to make young people accept Jesus?
Lolz 0 Scare Tactics: How To Protect Yourself From The SJW MENACE!!!!!! June 28th, 2016 at 2:00pm Emperor Rhombus Don’t let them take your gritty American freedoms away from you!
Lolz 0 Scare Tactics: Was Obama BORN IN FINLAND?!?!?!?! May 16th, 2016 at 4:30pm Emperor Rhombus Nice try, Barack KUOPPALA Obama.
Lolz 0 Scare Tactics: Does Prog Metal Make You STERILE?!?! April 29th, 2016 at 3:30pm Emperor Rhombus Recent studies have been released linking the performance of prog metal to STERILITY, IMPOTENCE, and even BALL DEATH.
Lolz 0 Scare Tactics: Can Headbanging KILL YOU?!?! March 10th, 2016 at 3:30pm Emperor Rhombus Innocent expression of fandom or one-way ticket road to the grave?