...And F*ck You Too 0 RUSH THE BAND TO RUSH THE DICKMOUTH: “WANNA GET SUED, DUDE?” March 7th, 2012 at 1:00pm Anso DF It’s logical for professional sack of shit/radio ranter Rush Limbaugh […]
Cinemetal 0 SXSW ’12 – THE METAL FILMS March 6th, 2012 at 3:00pm Corey Mitchell The year’s edition of the SXSW Film Festival is not […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 530 LOOK RIGHT PENNY: PARAMORE + SIKTH? February 8th, 2012 at 2:00pm Anso DF To me, nothing is as fully sweet like pop music […]
Cinemetal 440 HAVE YOU BEEN WATCHING ‘METAL EVOLUTION’ ON VH1? December 6th, 2011 at 3:30pm Anso DF TV Shows – Full Episode Video – Reality TV Shows […]
Br00tal-lists 510 ANALYSIS: ROLLING STONE NAMES 100 GREATEST GUITARISTS December 5th, 2011 at 2:30pm Anso DF We at MetalSucks have dealt with the paradoxes involved with […]
Neilstein Soundscam 460 NEILSTEIN SOUNDSCAM: ANIMALS LAY DYING AS LEADERS November 16th, 2011 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein It was a week of polar opposites: on one hand, […]
Contests 1350 PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A SIGNED RUSH LITHOGRAPH! November 10th, 2011 at 4:30pm Vince Neilstein Last week‘s prize was a 2x vinyl set of both […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 630 RUSH SIGNS TO ROADRUNNER, ANNOUNCES LIVE ALBUM August 31st, 2011 at 2:30pm Anso DF I hail Roadrunner Records for their success at landing major label-weened […]
Show Reviews 410 MY SUMMER VACATION (PART III): RUSH August 12th, 2011 at 4:40pm Corey Mitchell I am old, married to a kindergarten teacher, and play […]
Worst Week Ever 40 IN WHICH WE DID THE WHISTLING BELLY-BUTTON TRICK AT THE HIGH SCHOOL TALENT SHOW February 4th, 2011 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg BING! Still funny. Amazing. I was kinda flattered last week […]
Viral Vomit 110 BEST VIDEO EVER OF THE DAY: 11 YEAR-OLD PLAYS RUSH’S “YYZ” ON THE PIANO… WITH BOTH HANDS AND BOTH FEET February 3rd, 2011 at 12:10am Vince Neilstein Forget all labels of dorkiness / loserness / awesomeness you’ve […]
Cinemetal 40 “SEVEN FEMALES AT A RUSH CONCERT MUST BE SOME KIND OF RECORD” February 2nd, 2011 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg I’m not a Rush fan; I think that the music […]
Cinemetal 320 “SEVEN FEMALES AT A RUSH CONCERT MUST BE SOME KIND OF RECORD” February 1st, 2011 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg I’m not a Rush fan; I think that the music […]
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK: WIN DVDS FROM HEAVEN & HELL, VELVET REVOLVER, BLACK SABBATH, AND RUSH! November 23rd, 2010 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Congrats to readers Sierra Brady, Chris Lincoln, and Will Goss. […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 740 ROCK ‘N ROLL HALL OF LAME September 30th, 2010 at 10:00am Anso DF Okay, let’s imagine you’re at a party on the beach, […]
Black Collar Workers 390 FAN IN A RUSH TO SUE July 12th, 2010 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Well, here’s a wacky story we couldn’t have made up. […]
Cinemetal Reviews 240 IN A WAY, RUSH IS LIKE A NICE GIRL WITH HUGE TITS June 30th, 2010 at 1:20pm Anso DF So, did you love the Rush movie premiere on Saturday? […]
Viral Vomit 280 MORE INFO ON YOUR NEW FAVORITE DRUMMER June 10th, 2010 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Last week this guy became an interwebz sensation, when everyone […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 410 RUSH TOUR RUSH TOUR RUSH TOUR April 8th, 2010 at 4:00pm Anso DF Anybody who’s been to a Rush live event can tell […]
The Webernets 180 MICROSOFT SONGSMITH: A METAL CASE STUDY February 3rd, 2009 at 11:55am Vince Neilstein If you haven’t heard about the laughing stock that is […]
