Misadventures in Heavy Metalling 0 Beavis and Butt-Head Starring Odin and Thor: The Bifrost Bridge Convenience Store Incident June 16th, 2022 at 2:13pm Rowdy Geirsson Our continued re-imagining of Beavis and Butt-Head as Viking gods.
Misadventures in Heavy Metalling 0 Beavis and Butt-Head Starring Odin and Thor: Freyja is Hot but Fire is Cool August 10th, 2021 at 1:51pm Rowdy Geirsson Beavis and Butt-Head reimagined as viking gods. Part 3 in a series!
Misadventures in Heavy Metalling 0 Beavis and Butt-Head Starring Odin and Thor: Freyja Meets the Great Thor-nholio July 29th, 2021 at 10:17am Rowdy Geirsson Beavis and Butt-Head reimagined as viking gods.
Misadventures in Heavy Metalling 0 How to Hit on Strangers with the Help of Wardruna April 13th, 2021 at 11:19am Rowdy Geirsson “The band’s music really taps into the Old Norse spirit, transporting the listener through the mists of time to an era long gone.”
Misadventures in Heavy Metalling 0 What to Expect When She’s Expecting, with Type O Negative October 27th, 2020 at 11:21am Rowdy Geirsson Let Type O Negative be your guide for pregnancy and child birth.
Misadventures in Heavy Metalling 0 Third Annual Scandinavian Metal Nominees for Best Country Music Song of the Year September 16th, 2020 at 1:31pm Rowdy Geirsson Who knew so many metal bands have so much in common with country music?
Misadventures in Heavy Metalling 0 Band Name Suggestions for Horticulturalists July 9th, 2020 at 8:29am Rowdy Geirsson Brutal, botany-inspired metal band names such as Staghead Dieback, Nematode Damage, Athracnose, Pine Canker and more, along with explanations about what they mean.
Misadventures in Heavy Metalling 0 Canine Companionship with Amorphis January 14th, 2020 at 9:18am Rowdy Geirsson It turns out that all of Amorphis’s lyrics are about lovable, huggable doggies. Who knew?
Misadventures in Heavy Metalling 0 Dating Advice and Relationship Therapy with Arch Enemy October 4th, 2019 at 12:46pm Rowdy Geirsson What, you didn’t realize that’s what Arch Enemy have been singing about all these years?
Misadventures in Heavy Metalling 0 Driving Frustrations and Other Vehicular Grievances as Described by Dark Tranquillity Lyrics May 16th, 2019 at 1:01pm Rowdy Geirsson Are you an aggressive driver? Let Dark Tranquillity lyrics speak for your rage.
Misadventures in Heavy Metalling 0 Rekindling the Varangian Flame (Part 2) March 6th, 2019 at 2:24pm Rowdy Geirsson True Fennoscandian cultural insensitivity.
Misadventures in Heavy Metalling 0 Rekindling the Varangian Flame (Part 1) February 27th, 2019 at 2:40pm Rowdy Geirsson A short story about Varjagikaarti, the first Viking metal band to abandon their mock longship on stage and attempt to go a-Viking.
Misadventures in Heavy Metalling 0 If Places in Massachusetts Were Metal Bands… January 31st, 2019 at 11:06am Rowdy Geirsson From Purgatory Chasm to Woods Hole to Alewife, Massachusetts has some very metal town names.
Misadventures in Heavy Metalling 0 Holiday Shopping as Described by Sabaton Lyrics December 19th, 2018 at 9:51am Rowdy Geirsson Let the Swedish power metallers guide you through your holiday shopping adventures.
Misadventures in Heavy Metalling 0 Band Name Suggestions for New Acts from New York, San Francisco and Boston November 20th, 2018 at 10:26am Rowdy Geirsson Bankrupture, Cohabicution, Crucible of Unaffordability and more.
Misadventures in Heavy Metalling 0 Defecating in the Woods is Not Power Metal: Ignominy to the Brave March 6th, 2018 at 12:37pm Rowdy Geirsson Warning: do not stop for Indian food before you head into nature for some peace and quiet.
Misadventures in Heavy Metalling 0 Misadventures in Heavy Metalling: The Tome of the Most Metal Xerox Copier Repairman Ever December 11th, 2017 at 4:06pm Rowdy Geirsson I love showing up for work because every time I go to the office it brings me a little closer to Satan.
Misadventures in Heavy Metalling 0 Air Conditioning is Not Metal July 17th, 2017 at 3:51pm Rowdy Geirsson There’s nothing better for composing brutal black metal lyrics about the frozen northern tundra than sweltering in an overheated shitbox while the corpse paint melts off my body like a doomed Greenlandic iceberg drifting towards Miami.
