Worst Week Ever 80 IN WHICH WE REALLY MIGHT HAVE HAD THE WORST WEEK EVER May 21st, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Dio died. Isis broke-up. Bret Michaels is back in the […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 350 A FEW THINGS YOU WON’T SEE WHEN VH1 AIRS THE GOLDEN GOD AWARDS May 21st, 2010 at 4:03pm Anso DF When you tune into the premiere broadcast of The Second […]
Editorials 2040 NUTCASES TO PROTEST DIO’S FUNERAL May 21st, 2010 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg God hates fags, Dio, and a decent fashion sense. We’ve […]
Metal in the Media 420 “FOR DIO” May 20th, 2010 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Everyone has already come forth to pay tribute to Dio […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 420 COME THE DAWN, COME THE DAWN May 19th, 2010 at 11:30am Anso DF If you’re like me, you’ve spent the last few days […]
...And F*ck You Too 670 TEN THINGS I’D RATHER DO THAN LISTEN TO THE NEW ATTACK ATTACK! SONG May 18th, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg 1. Endure a political lecture from Blackie Lawless. 2. Take […]
Br00tal-lists 380 HONOR RONNIE JAMES DIO’S MEMORY BY ARGUING ABOUT HIS BEST WORK May 17th, 2010 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg If there’s one thing our friend Carlos Ramirez loves to […]
This Sucks 1990 R.I.P. RONNIE JAMES DIO, 1942-2010 May 16th, 2010 at 4:48pm MetalSucks The rumors have been confirmed; Ronnie James Dio lost his […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 270 I CHALLENGE MASVIDAL TO A BATTLE OF WITS April 29th, 2010 at 2:00pm Anso DF Don’t think I haven’t noticed how that rotten Paul Masvidal […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 80 RATT’S INFESTATION IS TOTALLY GRIKABLE, SPEXCELLENT April 1st, 2010 at 1:30pm Anso DF You may not have been following the Jesse James-Sandra Bullock […]
Editorials 130 SKOLNICKS FALL March 18th, 2010 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg “Bark at the Moon” is to Shadows Fall as “Holy […]
\m/ 30 DO LIKE DIO SAYS AND BID ON THIS GUITAR March 16th, 2010 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg The MetalSucks co-sponsoders Prosthetic Records SXSW showcase is tomorrow, March […]
\m/ 50 MERRY F*CKING CHRISTMAS December 25th, 2009 at 10:52am MetalSucks For those of you who won’t spend today at the […]
This Sucks 970 RONNIE JAMES DIO HAS STOMACH CANCER November 25th, 2009 at 3:53pm MetalSucks One last post before we send off for the holiday… […]
...And F*ck You Too 290 GENE SIMMONS THINKS HE SHOULD BE THROWN OUT OF KISS September 24th, 2009 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg I found the following quote from a recent interview with […]
What the...?? 240 THE ONLY DIO SONG THAT MY MOM WOULD LIKE September 15th, 2009 at 12:15pm Axl Rosenberg The dudes at Metal Insider (via tipster/friend of MetalSucks Stabitha […]
Oh Don Piano! 630 OZZY GUITARIST UPDATE: WYLDE’S HEALTH PROBLEMS CONTINUE, AND IOMMI GETS FANS EXCITED OVER NUTHIN’ August 26th, 2009 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg I made a joke earlier this week about Zakk Wylde […]
\m/ 330 HEAVY METAL BORED GAMES July 8th, 2009 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg I’ve been meaning to mention this for a week. But […]
Editorials 490 UPDATED: I’M SO SICK OF WRITING ABOUT WHAT A PRICK OZZY HAS BECOME… May 29th, 2009 at 12:40pm Axl Rosenberg UPDATE: Our friend Dan Rodriguez over at Metal Insider has […]
Reviews 360 THE MIGHTY RETURN OF BLACK SABBATH, DONE RIGHT May 8th, 2009 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg There are probably more old farts making relevant music than […]