Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Get Ready for Grunge: The Musical July 12th, 2017 at 11:08am Axl Rosenberg Smells like middle-aged spirit.
Worst Week Ever 0 IN WHICH WE GOT DRUNK AND FILMED A MUSIC VIDEO WITH OUR CAT October 5th, 2012 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Have you signed up for our email list yet? It’s […]
Cinemetal Reviews 0 I Watched Rock of Ages so You Don’t Have To October 1st, 2012 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Rock of Ages comes out on DVD on October 9, and […]
Neilstein Soundscam 0 NEILSTEIN SOUNDSCAM: CLOCKWORK ALBUM SELLERS June 20th, 2012 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein Last week’s release slate didn’t hold much beyond new albums […]
Black Collar Workers 0 ROCK OF AGES SHAT THE BED June 18th, 2012 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg All of the evidence suggested that Rock of Ages, the […]
Poll 0 POLL: WHICH VERSION OF “PARADISE CITY” IS SH*TTIER, TOM CRUISE’S OR SLASH’S? June 4th, 2012 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Speaking of shittiness that has come about due to the […]
Cinemetal 0 TOM CRUISE AND AUTOTUNE TEAM UP TO RUIN DEF LEPPARD, MAKE ME GOUGE MY EARDRUMS OUT May 16th, 2012 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg As we’ve reported before, this summer Tom Cruise will be […]
Cinemetal 0 NEW ROCK OF AGES TRAILERS MAKE ME THROW UP IN MY PANTS April 3rd, 2012 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg I loathe Times Square, but when I do have to […]
Black Collar Workers 200 BRET MICHAELS SUES JEWISH HOMOSEXUALS FROM NEW YORK CITY, THINKS HE CAN WIN February 22nd, 2012 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Hey, how much of your life have you spent thinking […]
Cinemetal 390 LET’S NOT SEE THIS December 14th, 2011 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg UPDATED: The first trailer for Rock of Ages, the movie […]
Cinemetal 490 WHERE IS YOUR F*CKING GOD NOW? June 20th, 2011 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg This is what Tom Cruise looks like in the now-filming […]
Cinemetal 130 MISC. CINEMETAL NEWS ROUND-UP: TRENT REZNOR WORKING ON FIGHT CLUB MUSICAL, TOM CRUISE OFFICIALLY MAKING HAIR METAL MOVIE, C-3PO THROWS HORNS February 11th, 2011 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg If you’re reading this, then presumably the headline enticed you […]
Cinemetal 40 TOM CRUISE IN ROCK OF AGES: THE MOVIE? October 28th, 2010 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg According to Deadline, it’s a possibility — Cruise has apparently […]
Cinemetal 40 GET READY FOR ROCK OF AGES THE MOVIE October 20th, 2009 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg I’ve never seen Rock of Ages, the “Broadway smash!” jukebox […]