...And F*ck You Too 420 Lars Ulrich’s Mouth Is Still Writing Checks His Music Can’t Cash October 3rd, 2011 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg I don’t know why anyone would trust anything Metallica has […]
New Stuff 1000 OBLIGATORY POST ABOUT LOUTALLICA’S “THE VIEW” (FULL SONG) September 26th, 2011 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Loutallica, left to right: Rob Trujillo, Lars Ulrich, James Hetfield, […]
Greatest Hits 3520 RIGHT NOW: MetalSucks & Metal Injection Live Snark The Big Four!!! September 14th, 2011 at 3:47pm MetalSucks We have successfully arrived at Yankee Stadium and are sitting […]
The Webernets 560 HOW IS LOU REED THE SECOND YOUNGEST LOOKING DUDE IN THIS PHOTO? August 18th, 2011 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg The official website for the upcoming Metallica/Lou Reed collaboration has […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 710 METALLICA MADE A RECORD WITH LOU REED June 16th, 2011 at 12:23am Axl Rosenberg Sorry to post at such an odd hour, but this […]
Editorials 660 SIXTEEN MEMBERS OF THE BIG FOUR ALL PRETENDED THEY LIKED ONE ANOTHER LONG ENOUGH TO TAKE THIS PHOTO June 16th, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Tonight is the first of the European Big Four shows, […]
Viral Vomit 420 EXCLUSIVE! METALLICA FIRES ROB TRUJILLO, HIRES… January 29th, 2010 at 3:03pm Axl Rosenberg …this guy: Obviously, I’m lying. But I saw this video […]
What the...?? 160 HULK HOGAN WANTED TO BE IN METALLICA. HEY, WHO DIDN’T? November 2nd, 2009 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Hulk Hogan was never my favorite pro-wrestler when I was […]
Rampant Rumors 780 THE BIG FOUR TOUR ISN’T BULLSH*T AFTER ALL September 16th, 2009 at 10:31am Axl Rosenberg It was a mere two weeks ago that I was […]
Reviews 1150 METALLICA’S DEATH MAGNETIC (THE OLD FART’S TAKE) September 11th, 2008 at 1:30pm Corey Mitchell If anyone around here has the right to dissect Metallica, […]
