Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Looked Back at the Top Stories of 2013 December 13th, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This concludes our regularly scheduled programming for 2013.
Metal Tech 0 Chris Barnes’ iHate Fails to Attain Crowdfunding Goal, Extends Campaign End Date November 25th, 2013 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg What up with the recent spate of crowdfunding failures?
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Triggered the Nuclear Assault Option November 22nd, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg The theme of this week’s playlist: NUCLEAR WAR!!!
What the...?? 0 Rings of Saturn’s Lucas Mann Wants $20,000 of Your Indiegogo Moneys, Isn’t Going to Get It November 20th, 2013 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein But he has only raised $1,000 to date.
Guest Columns 0 Rings of Drama: The Ocean’s Robin Staps Weighs in on the Ongoing Rings of Saturn Controversy October 15th, 2013 at 3:30pm MetalSucks The man behind The Ocean shares his thoughts on the GuitarPro and recording-at-half-speed chicanery.
Greatest Hits 0 Video: Rings of Saturn Guitarist Lucas Mann’s Criminal Abuse of Guitar Pro October 8th, 2013 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Ever get the feeling you’ve been cheated?
Tour de Force 0 Beneath the Massacre Announce Tour with Rings of Saturn, Legion and Rivers of Nihil August 27th, 2013 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein This tour is going to slay faces and eat them for dinner.
Most Needlessly Shat Upon Band Reader Bracket 0 Rounds 1-4: Metallica Vs. Impending Doom, Slipknot Vs. Coal Chamber, Avenged Sevenfold Vs. Burzum, Arch Enemy Vs. Rings of Saturn July 8th, 2013 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Disgraced legends! Bands in silly costumes! Racists! Which is least-deserving of all the crap they take? YOU decide!
Most Needlessly Shat Upon Band Reader Bracket 0 Starting Monday: MetalSucks Presents The Most Needlessly Shat Upon Band Reader Bracket! July 3rd, 2013 at 1:20pm MetalSucks Which one of these bands doesn’t deserve all the crap they take? YOU decide!
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Rings of Saturn Rot in the Jungle May 6th, 2013 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Which is to say, they have a new drummer.
Tour de Force 0 Summer Slaughter 2013: Tour Dates Announced April 26th, 2013 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg You’ll never guess what this post is about!
Tour de Force 0 Thy Art is Murder… Specifically, Slaughter April 15th, 2013 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Monotonous Australian deathcore act added to Summer Slaughter.
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which Slayer Fans Were Extremely Gullible April 5th, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Also, people on the internet continue to be completely reasonable!
Tour de Force 0 Rings of Saturn: Way Too F*cking Popular April 3rd, 2013 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein The band that records at half speed wins the competition to open Summer Slaughter. Why???
Cinemetal 0 Jungle Rot’s New Video for “Terror Regime” Gets the Runner Home April 2nd, 2013 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein Sometimes all you need is a sac fly.
Tour de Force 0 Summer Slaughter 2013 Line-Up Announced March 22nd, 2013 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Also, vote on who gets the opening slot!
Tour de Force 0 Suffocation Despise the World, Tour North America February 26th, 2013 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Support will come from Exhumed, Jungle Rot, Rings of Saturn, Adimiron, and Lord of War.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: February 5, 2013 February 5th, 2013 at 10:30am MetalSucks It’s your crazy time of year at work, so let us cue up all of this week’s heavy new releases while you relax! There, now doesn’t that feel better?
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Blogged at Half-Speed November 9th, 2012 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg The most- and least-sucky stories of the week!
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Even More Rings of Saturn Drama: Band Responds to ex-Drummer’s Accusations November 8th, 2012 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein Why do people care so much about this bullshit?
