Worst Week Ever 0 The Top Ten Posts on MetalSucks This Week December 4th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Scott Weiland, Iron Maiden, Korn, and more.
Metal in the Media 0 President Barack Obama: “I am Not the Lead Singer from Korn.” November 13th, 2015 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Glad we cleared that up.
Admin 0 This is MetalSucks’ 25,000th Post October 30th, 2014 at 1:00pm MetalSucks Celebrate with our ten most offensive posts ever!
This Sucks 0 Twenty-Four Hours Pass Without the Debut of a New Slipknot Song; President Obama Declares National State of Emergency October 21st, 2014 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg “Dog food is a good source of protein, but no one wants to roll around in kitty litter,” remarks Shawn “Clown” Crahan.
What the...?? 0 Ted Nugent is Going to The State of the Union February 11th, 2013 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg I hope someone pats him down first!
Editorials 0 GOD IS A STUPID REDNECK: SECRET SERVICE LETS TED NUGENT OFF THE HOOK April 20th, 2012 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Good news, everyone! Ted Nugent is free to continue to […]
Editorials 0 TED NUGENT IS THROWING A BARBECUE FOR THE SECRET SERVICE April 18th, 2012 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg On Sunday, Mr. Sensitivity himself, Ted Nugent, told members of […]
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 TED NUGENT IS UNDER INVESTIGATION FROM THE SECRET SERVICE April 17th, 2012 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg It’s no secret that Ted Nugent is a total asshole, […]
Worst Week Ever 0 IN WHICH OBAMA TOOK MUSTAINE DOWN A PEG OR TWO April 6th, 2012 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg By the time you read this, I will be at […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA: “I KNOW DAVE MUSTAINE DIDN’T WRITE ANY OF THOSE METALLICA RIFFS” April 4th, 2012 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Sheesh, it sure is a bad time to be Dave […]
Exclusive 0 EXCLUSIVE: 2008 MEMORANDUM ON MEGADETH MERCH DESIGN AS DICTATED BY DAVE MUSTAINE March 30th, 2012 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg If you thought Dave Mustaine’s recent crazy missives against women, […]
...And F*ck You Too 0 DAVE MUSTAINE STRIKES AGAIN: “I KNOW PRESIDENT OBAMA WAS BORN SOMEWHERE ELSE THAN AMERICA” March 27th, 2012 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg It was just a month ago that we were taking […]
...And F*ck You Too 290 JONATHAN DAVIS BELIEVES IN THE ILLUMINATI, SANTA CLAUS December 9th, 2011 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Does anyone happen to know if Fred Durst believes in […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 120 BROTHER, CAN YOU SPARE $12,000,000? November 6th, 2008 at 11:02am Gary Suarez President-elect Barack Obama (FUCK YEAH MOTHERFUCKER!) has some tough challenges […]
