Hipsters Out Of Metal! 210 AIN’T TOO PROUD TO MEGAN December 8th, 2010 at 4:30pm Anso DF When setting out to do holiday shopping every winter, I’m […]
Contests 0 METALSUCKS’ 4TH ANNUAL HEAVY METAL HANUKKAH, BROUGHT TO YOU BY CENTURY MEDIA – NIGHT 3 OF 8 December 3rd, 2010 at 5:15pm Axl Rosenberg So last night’s question was tricky — so tricky, in […]
Contests 0 METALSUCKS’ 4TH ANNUAL HEAVY METAL HANUKKAH, BROUGHT TO YOU BY CENTURY MEDIA – NIGHT 2 OF 8 December 2nd, 2010 at 5:30pm Axl Rosenberg Mazel tov to reader Noah Mezsick, who correctly identified the first […]
Cinemetal 140 CINEMETAL ROUND-UP: NEW VIDEOS BY EVERY MOTHERTRUCKIN’ ARTIST FROM PORTAL TO BRET MICHAELS November 29th, 2010 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg It was a long weekend, and seemingly eight thousand fucking […]
Question of the Week 1110 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: SPECIAL THANKSGIVING EDITION November 24th, 2010 at 2:00pm MetalSucks Banner Designed by Cysquatch Welcome to “Question of the Week,” […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 70 TOMMY LEE SHOOTS DOWN MOTLEY CRUE/POISON TOUR RUMORS, RUINS MY BUZZ (AGAIN) November 17th, 2010 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Does Tommy Lee WANT me to hate him? When rumors […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 210 MOTLEY CRUE AND POISON TOURING TOGETHER? WHATEVER DID WE DO TO BE SO LUCKY? November 15th, 2010 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg According to Metal Undergound, Bret Michaels announced during a Canadian […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 180 SO DID BRET MICHAELS SHTUP MILEY CYRUS’ MOM OR WHAT? November 4th, 2010 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Remember earlier this year, when Bret Michaels and Miley Cyrus […]
Barbarous Book Club 320 KIRK HAMMETT WRITING DICTATING AUTOBIOGRAPHY October 6th, 2010 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg The reason all the hair-metal autobiographies have been disappointing is […]
Black Collar Workers 280 IN CASE THERE WAS ANY DOUBT, THESE PEOPLE MAKE MORE MONEY THAN YOU DO September 28th, 2010 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg The Smoking Gun has posted a list of the per-gig […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 110 THE BRET MICHAELS GRAVY TRAIN KEEPS ROLLIN’ ON September 24th, 2010 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg I don’t believe in God, but I do believe in […]
Music Dorkery 100 THE TRACK LIST FOR AXL’S UNREADABLE BAND LOGO HAIR METAL MIX August 18th, 2010 at 2:40pm Axl Rosenberg During Hair Metal Week here on MetalSucks, the prize for […]
Question of the Week 1470 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: IF YOU HAD TO PICK ONE METAL MUSICIAN TO BE A JUDGE ON AMERICAN IDOL, WHO WOULD IT BE AND WHY? August 6th, 2010 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Banner Designed by Cysquatch Welcome to “Question of the Week,” […]
Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 140 SATURDAY GLAM TO SAP OUT TO: A DOUBLE DOSE OF UNREQUITED LOVE WITH SKID ROW AND POISON July 24th, 2010 at 3:08pm Kip Wingerschmidt Nocturno reluctantly welcomed us into Hair Metal Week kicking and […]
Question of the Week 450 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: WHICH HAIR METAL BAND FROM THE ’80S BEST STANDS THE TEST OF TIME IN 2010? July 23rd, 2010 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Banner Designed by Cysquatch Welcome to “Question of the Week,” […]
Cinemetal 230 THE SAD ATTEMPTS OF HAIR METAL BANDS TO BE MODERN AND RELEVANT July 23rd, 2010 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg After grunge got so popular that MTV’s 120 Minutes and […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 190 BRET MICHAELS LIKES WEED July 23rd, 2010 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Weed: Responsible for this photo? Do you think Bret Michaels […]
Br00tal-lists 200 METALSUCKS & BRING BACK GLAM! PRESENT THE TEN BEST MUST-HAVE GLAM METAL ALBUMS: DAY THREE July 22nd, 2010 at 3:00pm Anso DF You’ve been reading the MetalSucks/Bring Back Glam! countdown of the […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 90 WHY POISON WERE BETTER WITH ANY GUITAR PLAYER WHO ISN’T C.C. DEVILLE, PART 2: BLUES SARACENO July 20th, 2010 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Read part one, regarding Mr. Richie Kotzen, here. The story […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 50 WHY POISON WERE BETTER WITH ANY GUITAR PLAYER WHO ISN’T C.C. DEVILLE, PART 1: RICHIE KOTZEN July 19th, 2010 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg As much as I love glam’s favorite apparently-playing-with-broken-fingers’d clown, C.C. […]