Cinemetal 0 After the Apocalypse, All That Shall Remain are Cockroaches and Bret Michaels December 4th, 2013 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Poison vocalist to play himself on NBC’s Revolution.
A Game of Thrones 0 What Kind of Metal Would Each House on Game of Thrones Most Enjoy? November 11th, 2013 at 2:00pm MetalSucks Winter is here.
Metal Merch 0 “Let Your Reputation of Smell Good Proceed You”: Bret Michaels Makes Cologne Now November 8th, 2013 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Every rose has its scent.
Metal in the Media 0 Mötley Crüe’s Vince Neil Might Be on The Celebrity Apprentice October 24th, 2013 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg “You’re fired!” is what he said to his dignity.
Most Needlessly Shat Upon Band Reader Bracket 0 Rounds 25-28: Dream Theater Vs. Dragonforce, Rob Zombie Vs. Otep, Morbid Angel Vs. Fear Factory, Poison Vs. Queensrÿche July 16th, 2013 at 4:35pm MetalSucks Choose the lesser of two evils…
Most Needlessly Shat Upon Band Reader Bracket 0 Starting Monday: MetalSucks Presents The Most Needlessly Shat Upon Band Reader Bracket! July 3rd, 2013 at 1:20pm MetalSucks Which one of these bands doesn’t deserve all the crap they take? YOU decide!
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 Donald Trump Fires Bret Michaels from The Celebrity Apprentice; Bret Michaels Cries Like a Little Bitch March 6th, 2013 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Every rose has its thorn indeed!
Hair Metal Happy Hour 0 Most Inadvertently Hilarious Thing Ever of the Day: Bret Michaels Re-Records Poison’s “Nothin’ But a Good Time” with Ace Frehely, Michael Anthony, and F*cking LIL JON February 28th, 2013 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg WE CAME TO PARTY! WE CAME TO PARTY! WE CAME TO PARTY! AND HAVE A GOOD TIME!
Greatest Hits 0 Give a Heavy Metal Valentine’s Day Card to Someone You Love February 13th, 2013 at 2:00pm MetalSucks These are 110% guaranteed to enhance your lovemaking!
Hair Metal Happy Hour 0 Brilliant Lyricist Bret Michaels Speaks Out for Puppies and Kitties Who Cannot Speak for Themselves February 6th, 2013 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg I probably shouldn’t be giving the Poison singer shit for this, but COME THE FUCK ON.
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which To Our Ass We Bent Our Rope February 1st, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg “I’m gonna titty fuck my butt cheeks!”
What the...?? 0 “You Know You Want It”: Bret Michaels’ Dance Song is the Best Thing Ever January 29th, 2013 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Black Collar Workers 0 Let’s Gossip About How Much Money Famous Metal Vocalists Make November 30th, 2012 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Celebritynetworth.com follows-up their list of rock’s richest drummers with one of rock’s richest singers.
Metal Metsieh 0 Amazon is Having an Awesome Black Friday Sale! November 21st, 2012 at 11:20am MetalSucks And you don’t even have to wait until Friday to take advantage.
Punishing Pictorials 0 FANTASY CASTING? August 15th, 2012 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Al Pacino as Ronnie James Dio
This Sucks 0 DOES THIS MEAN WE GET A NEW SEASON OF ROCK OF LOVE? July 31st, 2012 at 12:00pm MetalSucks OMG u guys.This is, like, totally the worst news we’ve […]
Cinemetal 0 LOL WUT: BRET MICHAELS TO MAKE HIS OWN LIFE STORY AS A MOVIE July 27th, 2012 at 12:40pm Axl Rosenberg From a recent piece on Bret Michaels in the The […]
Br00tal-lists 0 TEN RANDOM HAIR METAL SONGS THAT I REALLY LOVE July 18th, 2012 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Writing about L.A. Guns earlier got me thinking about hair […]
