Hair Metal Happy Hour 50 WHY POISON WERE BETTER WITH ANY GUITAR PLAYER WHO ISN’T C.C. DEVILLE, PART 1: RICHIE KOTZEN July 19th, 2010 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg As much as I love glam’s favorite apparently-playing-with-broken-fingers’d clown, C.C. […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 90 UH, IS BRET MICHAELS HEALTHY ENOUGH TO STFU? July 17th, 2010 at 1:40pm Anso DF Maybe I’m a jerk, but it’s always blown my mind […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 280 FAT CHICK COVER ALBUM NOW HAS AN ALBUM COVER WITH A FAT CHICK July 9th, 2010 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein And thar she is in all her full-bodied glory! The […]
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 240 SLASH AND CHRIS BRODERICK FALL DOWN GO BOOM June 14th, 2010 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg I’m filing this under the “Laugh At Others’ Misfortunes” category […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 20 CLAYMATION BRET MICHAELS MORE MASCULINE THAN ACTUAL BRET MICHAELS June 10th, 2010 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Jon Wiederhorn at Noisecreep says “It’s too early to start […]
Worst Week Ever 80 IN WHICH WE REALLY MIGHT HAVE HAD THE WORST WEEK EVER May 21st, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Dio died. Isis broke-up. Bret Michaels is back in the […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 290 BRET MICHAELS IS FALLING APART May 21st, 2010 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg On April 12, Bret Michaels was rushed to the hospital […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 90 “YOU GET A SUBARACHNOID BRAIN HEMORRHAGE! YOU GET A SUBARACHNOID BRAIN HEMORRHAGE! YOU GET A SUBARACHNOID BRAIN HEMORRHAGE!” May 18th, 2010 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg One of the awesome things about narrowly cheating death is […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 80 DON’T WASTE YOUR TIME WITH A FAKE “WASTED TIME” May 10th, 2010 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Bring Back Glam tells me that the new Bret Michaels […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 280 SERIOUSLY, BRET MICHAELS? May 6th, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg When Bret Michaels was rushed to the hospital after suffering […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 40 GIVES A WHOLE NEW MEANING TO THE PHRASE “HAIR METAL” April 28th, 2010 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg I don’t even feel the need to write anything about […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 270 IT WOULD BE HARD TO WRITE AN OBITUARY FOR BRET MICHAELS April 26th, 2010 at 12:45pm Axl Rosenberg I know that’s a terrible thing to say, but it’s […]
Cinemetal Reviews 260 RANDOM THOUGHTS ABOUT HAIR METAL IN HOT TUB TIME MACHINE March 24th, 2010 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg About a month ago, Antonin Skullia, Esq. and myself got […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 100 OKAY, NOW IT’S LIKE BRET MICHAELS IS GOING OUT OF HIS WAY TO BE UNCOOL March 18th, 2010 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg You would think that being the singer for Poison would […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 170 BRET MICHAELS DEFINITELY F*CKED MILEY CYRUS February 26th, 2010 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Bret Michaels recently recorded two duets with tween sensation Miley […]
Editorials 840 THE AUSTERITY PROGRAM’S JUSTIN FOLEY ON HOW HE GOT INTO METAL January 27th, 2010 at 5:00pm MetalSucks The Austerity Program play this Sunday January 31, in Brooklyn […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 80 DANGEROUS TOYS OF MY OWN January 25th, 2010 at 12:30pm Anso DF Whenever hair rock is ridiculed, discounted, and slighted by metal’s […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 170 PURCHASE A SHARE IN ROYALTIES FROM A SONG THAT DOESN’T EARN ROYALTIES ANYMORE November 3rd, 2009 at 5:03pm Axl Rosenberg Remember when I posted Enuff Z’Nuff’s awesomely terrible video for […]
Cinemetal 40 GET READY FOR ROCK OF AGES THE MOVIE October 20th, 2009 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg I’ve never seen Rock of Ages, the “Broadway smash!” jukebox […]
New Stuff 440 WITH A REBEL YELL, THERE’S WAR INSIDE CHILDREN OF BODOM’S HEAD September 16th, 2009 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg I’m usually anti-cover album – what’s the point, really? – […]
