Editorials 280 SHARON OSBOURNE SAYS SOMETHING THAT ACTUALLY MAKES SENSE! March 27th, 2009 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Generally speaking, all evidence suggests that Sharon Osbourne is a […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 340 THE NEW HEAVEN AND HELL ALBUM COVER IS METAL AS F*CK March 12th, 2009 at 10:19am Axl Rosenberg Look: I don’t want to play into any kind of […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 80 A NEW SUPERGROUP YOU CAN ONLY SEE AT… THE CIRCUS? February 27th, 2009 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg First Maynard, now this. Look: I fucking love Vegas. I […]
Worst Week Ever 290 IN WHICH WE GOT A NEW LAMB OF GOD VIDEO!! February 13th, 2009 at 6:23pm Vince Neilstein So Axl and I are shuttering up the gates to […]
Black Collar Workers 170 WHO WILL BE ON OZZFEST THIS YEAR? NO ONE. February 12th, 2009 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg When the excellent line-up for this year’s Rockstar Energy Mayhem […]
Cinemetal 270 THE ONLY THING THE OSBOURNES NEED TO RELOAD IS THE GUN THEY USE TO KILL THEMSELVES February 10th, 2009 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg How bad does Osbournes Reloaded, the new Ozzy n’ family […]
\m/ 60 AUDIO CLIP FROM AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE IN WHICH OZZY-SABBATH AND DIO-SABBATH FANS ALL GET ALONG February 9th, 2009 at 10:41am Axl Rosenberg The short version: this is an excellent mash-up someone made […]
\m/ 0 THE LIVES OF OZZY OSBOURNE AND GENE SIMMONS… IN FLOWCHART FORM January 21st, 2009 at 9:35am Axl Rosenberg Via Cracked.com:
Cinemetal 110 OZZY AND JESSICA SIMPSON’S CHRISTMAS DUET December 24th, 2008 at 5:10pm Vince Neilstein It wasn’t easy finding metal-related Christmas material on YouTube that […]
Br00tal-lists 850 F*CK ROLLING STONE PART DEUX: WHO ARE THE GREATEST METAL GUITARISTS OF ALL TIME? December 4th, 2008 at 3:00pm Corey Mitchell My first Fuck Rolling Stone post on metal singers was […]
Worst Week Ever 20 IN WHICH WE COMPARED GAAHL TO PUPPIES November 14th, 2008 at 5:30pm Vince Neilstein Mostly this week I just watched the Puppy Cam. But […]
Cinemetal 90 ONCE UPON A TIME WHEN OZZY WAS ACTUALLY SCARY November 12th, 2008 at 1:41pm Vince Neilstein Before Ozzy was a bumbling idiot of a TV family […]
Cinemetal 120 OZZY’S BEST WORK IN YEARS November 10th, 2008 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Our friends over at Metal Injection posted this cell phone […]
What the...?? 30 A FAN’S INTERVIEW WITH OZZY OSBOURNE November 5th, 2008 at 3:02pm Vince Neilstein [Thanks to the MS reader who sent this in. I […]
\m/ 70 HAPPY F*CKING HALLOWEEN October 31st, 2008 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg In case I haven’t made this clear before, I fucking […]
Cinemetal 50 THE FIVE BEST COCK ROCK VIDEOS ABOUT GOING (OR NOT GOING) PLACES October 29th, 2008 at 4:45pm Axl Rosenberg At the risk of sounding melodramatic, some days I do […]
Cinemetal 40 A REALLY COOL ANIMATED MUSIC VIDEO October 10th, 2008 at 12:28pm Vince Neilstein Headbanger’s Blog — the proprietor of which was so kind […]
Black Collar Workers 270 WRITERS GUILD OF AMERICA VS. OZZY AND SHARON OSBOURNE, ROUND 1 October 9th, 2008 at 9:00am Axl Rosenberg Deadline Hollywood is reporting that the Writer’s Guild of America […]
Editorials 80 ZAKK WYLDE IS THE NEW GUITAR HERO October 3rd, 2008 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Guitar Hero III featured Slash and Tom Morello as bosses […]
Show Reviews 150 THE METAL MASTERS TOUR: JUDAS PRIEST ARE AWESOME, HEAVEN & HELL ARE AWESOMER August 11th, 2008 at 12:45pm Axl Rosenberg In 2004, the Painkiller-era Judas Priest line-up reunited and blew […]