Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 A-Maze-ing Video: Ozzy, Geezer Tour Sabbath-Inspired Horror Attraction October 9th, 2013 at 5:00pm Anso DF No haunted house can frighten a dude who’s married to Sharon Osbourne
Tweet Twat 0 Ozzy Can’t Even Make a Sandwich Without Causing a Disaster August 30th, 2013 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Sabbath vocalist almost burns his house down… for the second time this year.
New Stuff 0 Hail to the Stream: Listen to Avenged Sevenfold’s New Album August 19th, 2013 at 9:10pm Axl Rosenberg Listen to early 90s metal much?
Haterade 0 Here’s Video Footage of Ozzy Sounding Like Absolute Sh*te at Three Recent Black Sabbath Shows August 9th, 2013 at 1:20pm Vince Neilstein OH GOD MAKE IT STOP
Most Needlessly Shat Upon Band Reader Bracket 0 Rounds 57 & 58: Pantera Vs. Ozzy, Sunn O))) Vs. Abigail Williams August 5th, 2013 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Now the quarter-finals begin for real!!!
Most Needlessly Shat Upon Band Reader Bracket 0 Rounds 53 & 54: Ozzy Osbourne Vs. Dream Theater, Guns N’ Roses Vs. Sunn O))) August 1st, 2013 at 5:30pm MetalSucks So, we had a close one and a not-so-close one […]
Most Needlessly Shat Upon Band Reader Bracket 0 Rounds 41 & 42: Van Hagar Vs. Ozzy Osbourne, Sunn O))) Vs. L.A. Guns July 24th, 2013 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Today’s fights brought to you by Urban Outfitters and Crystal Clear Pepsi.
Most Needlessly Shat Upon Band Reader Bracket 0 Rounds 21-24: Ozzy Osbourne Vs. Demon Hunter, Disturbed Vs. Kittie, Chelsea Grin Vs. Oceano, Mötley Crüe Vs. Sunn O))) July 15th, 2013 at 5:00pm MetalSucks In today’s fights, lousy punctuation, deathcore, nu-metal, and Ozzy Osbourne all collide head-on!
Most Needlessly Shat Upon Band Reader Bracket 0 Starting Monday: MetalSucks Presents The Most Needlessly Shat Upon Band Reader Bracket! July 3rd, 2013 at 1:20pm MetalSucks Which one of these bands doesn’t deserve all the crap they take? YOU decide!
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Ozzy Attended The Daytime Emmys June 19th, 2013 at 11:30am Anso DF Your Sunday could’ve been worse.
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Aw Nuts! RATM/Sabbath Drummer Brad Wilk, Punk Rock Wife To Divorce June 18th, 2013 at 11:30am Anso DF Alleged cause of the split? Selene Vigil-Wilk’s is pissed that Bill Ward doesn’t play on the new Sabbath album.
Everyone's Replaceable 0 So How Come Tommy Clufetos Doesn’t Play on Black Sabbath’s 13? June 13th, 2013 at 10:40am Axl Rosenberg Ozzy blames Rick Rubin.
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which Sh*t Was Just Really, Truly, Unbelievably F*cking Nuts May 10th, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week felt like living in a soap opera.
Question of the Week 0 Question Of The Week: Metal Mods May 3rd, 2013 at 4:30pm MetalSucks How would u metal-ify your favorite games brah?
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Well, Gee, That’s Not Hypocritical, Ozzy May 3rd, 2013 at 1:20pm Axl Rosenberg Apparently completely unaware of how his own voice sounds, Black Sabbath vocalist says drummer can’t play his parts anymore.
Tour de Force 0 Black Label Society Added to Giantbour; Dates Announced May 3rd, 2013 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg We are just blowing through nap time, aren’t we?
New Stuff 0 They Shoot Ozzys, Don’t They? May 2nd, 2013 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg “Loner” is yet another new Sabbath song marred by off-key vocals and ridiculous lyrics.
Tour de Force 0 Black Sabbath Announce Full North American Tour April 25th, 2013 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Three old men, three old men, see how they can’t run, see how they can’t run…
Noisey Vs. MetalSucks 0 Noisey Vs. MetalSucks: Who Still Cares About Black Sabbath Anyway? April 18th, 2013 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Our bi-weekly debate column with Noisey.com continues with a debate about the relevance of Black Sabbath in 2013.
Editorials 0 Ozzy Osbourne Has Definitely Fallen Off the Wagon, May Have Also Fallen Off the Sharon April 16th, 2013 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg He does not deny drinkin’ n’ druggin’, but he does deny that he’s getting a divorce.
