Metal Mysteries 0 What is Ozzy Osbourne’s Hell Gate? September 4th, 2014 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg The popular theory right now is that it’s a theme park attraction.
Punishing Pictorials 0 If Everything Goes Well, We Might Be Showin’ You Our Metal O Face August 29th, 2014 at 3:20pm MetalSucks Also known as “heavy metal vinegar strokes.”
Rampant Rumors 0 Is This a Leak of a New Ozzy Osbourne Song? No, No it Isn’t. August 25th, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This is so silly.
Music Dorkery 0 For Your Listening Pleasure: Here are Some More Isolated Vocal Tracks from Famous Metal Songs August 6th, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Check out isolated vocals tracks from Ozzy, Dio, Dickinson, Halford, Hetfield, and more.
Music Dorkery 0 Ozzy Osbourne’s “Crazy Train,” as Performed by The Harp Twins July 29th, 2014 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Camille and Kennerly Kitt: still creepy!
Tweet Twat 0 Is Ozzy Osbourne About to Release a New Solo Album? July 23rd, 2014 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Hashtag #OzzyRules unveils album art for new mystery project.
The Webernets 0 A Lot of Fans Wanna Call Ozzy Osbourne “Sir” May 1st, 2014 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Petition to have The Ozzman knighted picks up steam.
The Webernets 0 Best New Blog Ever of the Day: Alternate Metal Album Covers March 26th, 2014 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Sophomoric punnery of the highest order!
Punishing Pictorials 0 Portraits of Metal Musicians Before They Hated Each Other March 13th, 2014 at 3:15pm MetalSucks Why can’t we be friends?
Cinemetal 0 Devour the Day Devour Gus G.’s “I am the Fire” March 6th, 2014 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg He might as well be working for Ozzy Osbourne or something crazy like that!
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Grammy Chowder: Sharon Osbourne Throws Food At The Truth January 29th, 2014 at 3:00pm Anso DF It’s like 30 years ago our drunk uncle married a syphilitic hairdresser.
Cinemetal 0 “Deceived”: Jake E. Lee’s New Jam Is Awesome January 22nd, 2014 at 3:30pm Anso DF MetalSucks to producer: Say it don’t spray it.
Cinemetal 0 Video: Metal Injection Counts Down the Ten Most Controversial Moments in the History of Metal January 16th, 2014 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Dee Snider vs. Tipper Gore! Ozzy Osbourne vs. a bat! Axl Rose vs. angry Canadians! It’s all right here!!!
Cinemetal 0 Gus G.’s “Will Be Done” January 14th, 2014 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Check out the Ozzy/Firewind guitarist’s first solo single, featuring vocalist Mats Levén (Candlesmass, ex-Yngwie Malmsteen/Therion).
Poll 0 Zakk Wylde Says Dio-Era Black Sabbath is “Not Black Sabbath”… is He Right? January 10th, 2014 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Debate amongst yourselves.
Question of the Week 0 Question Of The Week: Absolutely Not Best Albums Of 2013 December 6th, 2013 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Which 2013 metal album doesn’t quite work out?
Worst Week Ever 0 Gobble Gobble Gobble November 27th, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg We made a Thanksgiving playlist because of course we did.
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Triggered the Nuclear Assault Option November 22nd, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg The theme of this week’s playlist: NUCLEAR WAR!!!