\m/ 0 New Species of Frog Named After Ozzy Osbourne November 12th, 2014 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg “I object!” cries Kermit.
Cinemetal 0 The Osbournes Television Show Might Be a Thing Again November 10th, 2014 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg So fuck you, Twin Peaks.
Black Collar Workers 0 Ozzy Says Sharon Osbourne Will Decide Whether or Not Bill Ward Returns to Black Sabbath November 3rd, 2014 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg “Was that supposed to be a secret? Oops. Sorry!”
Worst Week Ever 0 Ten Posts You May Have Missed on MetalSucks This Week October 31st, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Machine Head, The Faceless, Slayer, and more.
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: Five Fresh Halloween Classics For Tonight October 31st, 2014 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Happy Halloween! Let’s get real, good, and scary!
Music Dorkery 0 Video: Michael Jackson’s Thriller Performed in Twenty Different Vocal Styles October 28th, 2014 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Including those of Ozzy Osbourne, Type O Negative, Avenged Sevenfold, Cannibal Corpse, and more.
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Started Counting Down The 25 Best Metal Bands of All Time October 17th, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Slipknot, Cannibal Corpse, Slipknot, Dio, Slipknot, Virgin Steele, and Slipknot.
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: Five Awesome Ozzy Jams October 17th, 2014 at 4:30pm MetalSucks His is one of the best metal bands of all time. Let’s jam five of his bestest.
The 25 Best Metal Bands of All Time! 0 The 25 Best Metal Bands of All Time, #23: Ozzy Osbourne October 15th, 2014 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein Speaking only of his solo material, the man put out six truly great albums in a row. SIX! What other artists, metal or otherwise, can that be said about?
Vicious Vacation 0 Ozzy Osbourne Promises Total Boredom, Playful Racism at New Festival October 15th, 2014 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg It’s called Ozzfiesta. Because it’s in Mexico. Get it?
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: October 14, 2014 October 14th, 2014 at 11:30am David Lee Rothmund 64 heavy new releases. At least ten you love. Minimum.
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 Ozzy: Don’t Blame Me for Wacky 9/11 Statements October 10th, 2014 at 11:20am Anso DF Ozzy’s statements were “twisted,” says Ozzy
...And F*ck You Too 0 Not to Be Outdone by Slipknot, Other Metal Bands Announce Fragrance Lines September 30th, 2014 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Slipknot have always been trend setters, and these bands want in on the action!
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Ozzy Osbourne: Black Sabbath are “Going to do One More Album, and a Final Tour” September 29th, 2014 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg But Bill Ward can still go suck an egg.
Metal Tech 0 Jason Newsted Decides He’s Just TOO Successful Since Leaving Metallica, Quits Social Networks September 25th, 2014 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Facebook stock plummets.
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Listen: Could Black Moth Save Rock Radio? September 25th, 2014 at 10:30am Anso DF Poppy stoner metal is our senior editor’s vote for Corporate Rock Radio’s next move (or final move)
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 Ozzy Osbourne: Still Sharp as a Tack September 23rd, 2014 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg He has literally become a bad joke from a Ron Howard movie.
What the...?? 0 Sharon Osbourne Slit Her Wrists to Prove She’d Die for Ozzy September 19th, 2014 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Obviously, she failed.
Tweet Twat 0 Metal Celebrities React to the Death of Joan Rivers September 5th, 2014 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein Dave Mustaine, Rob Zombie, Ozzy, Vernon Reid and more opine on the comedian’s death.
