Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: October 14, 2014 October 14th, 2014 at 11:30am David Lee Rothmund 64 heavy new releases. At least ten you love. Minimum.
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 Ozzy: Don’t Blame Me for Wacky 9/11 Statements October 10th, 2014 at 11:20am Anso DF Ozzy’s statements were “twisted,” says Ozzy
...And F*ck You Too 0 Not to Be Outdone by Slipknot, Other Metal Bands Announce Fragrance Lines September 30th, 2014 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Slipknot have always been trend setters, and these bands want in on the action!
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Ozzy Osbourne: Black Sabbath are “Going to do One More Album, and a Final Tour” September 29th, 2014 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg But Bill Ward can still go suck an egg.
Metal Tech 0 Jason Newsted Decides He’s Just TOO Successful Since Leaving Metallica, Quits Social Networks September 25th, 2014 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Facebook stock plummets.
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Listen: Could Black Moth Save Rock Radio? September 25th, 2014 at 10:30am Anso DF Poppy stoner metal is our senior editor’s vote for Corporate Rock Radio’s next move (or final move)
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 Ozzy Osbourne: Still Sharp as a Tack September 23rd, 2014 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg He has literally become a bad joke from a Ron Howard movie.
What the...?? 0 Sharon Osbourne Slit Her Wrists to Prove She’d Die for Ozzy September 19th, 2014 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Obviously, she failed.
Tweet Twat 0 Metal Celebrities React to the Death of Joan Rivers September 5th, 2014 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein Dave Mustaine, Rob Zombie, Ozzy, Vernon Reid and more opine on the comedian’s death.
Metal Mysteries 0 What is Ozzy Osbourne’s Hell Gate? September 4th, 2014 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg The popular theory right now is that it’s a theme park attraction.
Punishing Pictorials 0 If Everything Goes Well, We Might Be Showin’ You Our Metal O Face August 29th, 2014 at 3:20pm MetalSucks Also known as “heavy metal vinegar strokes.”
Rampant Rumors 0 Is This a Leak of a New Ozzy Osbourne Song? No, No it Isn’t. August 25th, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This is so silly.
Music Dorkery 0 For Your Listening Pleasure: Here are Some More Isolated Vocal Tracks from Famous Metal Songs August 6th, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Check out isolated vocals tracks from Ozzy, Dio, Dickinson, Halford, Hetfield, and more.
Music Dorkery 0 Ozzy Osbourne’s “Crazy Train,” as Performed by The Harp Twins July 29th, 2014 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Camille and Kennerly Kitt: still creepy!
Tweet Twat 0 Is Ozzy Osbourne About to Release a New Solo Album? July 23rd, 2014 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Hashtag #OzzyRules unveils album art for new mystery project.
The Webernets 0 A Lot of Fans Wanna Call Ozzy Osbourne “Sir” May 1st, 2014 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Petition to have The Ozzman knighted picks up steam.
The Webernets 0 Best New Blog Ever of the Day: Alternate Metal Album Covers March 26th, 2014 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Sophomoric punnery of the highest order!
Punishing Pictorials 0 Portraits of Metal Musicians Before They Hated Each Other March 13th, 2014 at 3:15pm MetalSucks Why can’t we be friends?
