Tour de Force 0 Ozzy Osbourne Needs Surgery; Ozzfiesta Cancelled March 26th, 2015 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg But what KIND of surgery?
...And F*ck You Too 0 Cronos from Venom Has His Finger on the Pulse of Modern Music, Feminism March 18th, 2015 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Dumb dumb dumb dumb.
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: What Metal Songs Would You Make Longer? Much Longer! March 13th, 2015 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Many, many songs stay too long. But a few songs leave the party before the dip is warm.
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: What Full Metal Albums Should Be Performed In Concert? February 13th, 2015 at 4:30pm MetalSucks This Summer, the Deftones will perform their perfect second album in concert. Who should do the same?
Cinemetal 0 Must Watch Music Video of the Day: Shredhead’s “Walk with the Dead” February 10th, 2015 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Animated video features “cameos” from a cavalcade of metal stars.
Editorials 0 Bats Avenge Fallen Brother, Invade Ozzy Osbourne’s Home February 9th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg The Bat State of England and Ireland — more commonly known as “BSEI” — has claimed credit for the attack
Metal Merch 0 Give a Heavy Metal Heroes Valentine’s Day Card to Someone You Love February 5th, 2015 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg If these don’t make instill your partner with the uncontrollable desire to jump your bones, nuthin’ will.
New Stuff 0 Listen: Chuck Billy and Alexei Laiho Cover Ozzy Osbourne’s “Mr. Crowley” February 4th, 2015 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg It’s okay.
Metal Merch 0 $70 Black Metal Doggie Vest Will Make Your Pet the Scariest Poser at the Park January 27th, 2015 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg There’s also a thrash one if you prefer to spend a ridiculous amount of money on that instead.
New Stuff 0 Listen: Tom Morello and Serj Tankian Cover Ozzy Osbourne’s “Crazy Train” January 21st, 2015 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg It’s not just a rote, inferior recreation of the original!
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Everyone and Their Mother to Appear on New Randy Rhoads Tribute Album January 13th, 2015 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Recall, if you can, a distant time — April of […]
Tour de Force 0 Ozzy Osbourne to Join Fellow Senior Citizens in Las Vegas January 7th, 2015 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg He’s like a heavy metal Wayne Newton!
Punishing Pictorials 0 Thirty-Three Metal and Hard Rock Albums That Will Be Twenty-Years-Old in 2015 December 17th, 2014 at 3:00pm MetalSucks Get ready to feel either really old or really young.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Jake E. Lee Says Sharon Osbourne Scammed Him December 11th, 2014 at 10:00am Anso DF The problem with the music business can be the music businesspeople.
The 25 Best Metal Bands of All Time! 0 The 25 Best Metal Bands of All Time: The Entire List in One Place November 21st, 2014 at 10:00am MetalSucks Whether you missed our countdown or you’d just like to review the results again, we’ve made life a little easier for you by gathering the entire list in one place.
The 25 Best Metal Bands of All Time! 0 The 25 Best Metal Bands of All Time, the REAL #1: Black Sabbath November 14th, 2014 at 3:00pm MetalSucks Sorry, Manowar fans.
Cinemetal 0 The Osbournes Television Show Officially a Thing Again November 14th, 2014 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Life is worth living again.
Greatest Hits 0 Photos of Metal Musicians When They Were Kids November 13th, 2014 at 11:30am MetalSucks Featuring members of Metallica, Megadeth, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, and more.
\m/ 0 New Species of Frog Named After Ozzy Osbourne November 12th, 2014 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg “I object!” cries Kermit.
